Teresa: OH EM GEE!!!!!!!
Thomas: WHAT?!?!?!?! IS IT COOKIES?!?!?!
Teresa: -_- no
Thomas: aw...
Teresa: it's something better!
Thomas: GIRL SCOUT COOKIES?!?!?!?!
Teresa: -_- no
Thomas: aw...
Teresa: it's books!
Thomas: CAN YOU EAT BOOKS?!?!?!
Teresa: -_- no
Thomas: aw...
Newt: Thomas, if you're hungry, you can always just go to Frypan
Frypan: AW HELL NO! *puts out a sign that says the kitchen is closed*
Newt: never mind...
Thomas: look what else WICKED sent us!
Minho: ooh is that a radio?!
Thomas: is it eatable?
Newt: *cough* edible *cough*
Thomas: same thing
Newt: *rolls eyes* whatever
Minho: *turns on radio*
Teresa: OMG YAS I LOVE THIS SONG!!!
Newt: how have you heard this song before...?
Teresa: I haven't! It was love at first sight!
Newt: ...
Teresa: *sings* AND I REMEMBER THINKING, ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS?
Thomas: yes, Teresa, we are out of the woods. You can stop asking now
Minho: I'll make a parody of that song! *clears throat* *sings* ARE WE OUT OF THE MAZE YET ARE WE OUT OF THE MAZE YET ARE WE OUT OF THE MAZE-
Thomas: SHUT UP! WE'RE OUT OF THE WOODS BUT STILL IN THE MAZE!!! CAN YOU GUYS STOP ASKING NOW?
Teresa and Minho: O.O
Thomas: thank you. Now I'm gonna sing *sings* I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT-
Newt: STAHP
Thomas: how rude
Newt: haven't you guys even bothered reading these books yet? They're great!
Minho: *picks up book* Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone... Sounds boring
Newt: *faints*
Addison: MINHO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?! *runs by Newt's side* are you ok?
Newt: huh? What happened?...
Addison: you fainted
Newt: oh?
Addison: it's ok, Newt, you're ok now
Minho: what's wrong with you? I just said that the book looked boring
Newt: *dies*
Addison: MINHO YOU SLINTHEAD!!!!!
Minho: oh shuck...
Addison: *chases Minho*
Minho: *runs away screaming*
Thomas: *picks up random stone* what the shuck is this? *throws it at Newt*
Newt: *wakes up* *gasp* the Resurrection Stone! Magic is real!
Teresa: *facepalm*
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Maze Runner Jokes
FanfictionThese are some jokes, skits, whatever you want to call them that I made up. All the characters except for Addison belong to the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. For all of you who are wondering who Addison is, make sure to check out...
