Thomas: hey look what WICKED sent up in the Box!
The Gladers: *gather around the Box*
Minho: what is it?
Alby: I don't know
Newt: it has a note on it!
Alby: read it!
Newt: it says, "have fun with this karaoke machine. We hope you like it- WICKED"
Teresa: what's a karaoke machine?
Thomas: can you eat it?
Teresa: *facepalm* no Tom, you can't eat it
Thomas: are you sure?
Teresa: YES!
Thomas: ...ok...
Alby: Newt and I will test it out and make sure it's safe
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Newt: I think you just press this button and then-
*loud music starts playing*
Newt and Alby: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Minho: are you guys ok? I heard a loud noise
Newt: yeah we're fine I think
Minho: hey this noise is not bad...
Alby: look, there's words appearing on that big screen thing that they sent us last month!
Newt: I think this is music!
Minho: no duh
Thomas: ooh music? Hey! Words! I wanna sing them! *grabs microphone*
Alby: Thomas, where did you even get that from?
Thomas: *sings* WHAT DO YOU MEAN? OH OH OH WHEN YOU NOD YOUR HEAD YES BUT YOU WANNA SAY NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Newt: Tommy, please stop singing
Minho: OOH I WANNA SING!
Newt: -_-
Minho: *sings* ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
Teresa: what is going on here?
Newt: oh Teresa, thank goodness! Maybe you can put some sense into these two. I don't know where Alby went
Teresa: OH I WANT TO SING! I'VE ALWAYS HAD A DREAM OF BECOMING A SINGER BUT THE FLARE AND WICKED TOOK AWAY MY CHANCE!
Newt: ...what just happened...
Teresa: *sings* SUGAR YES PLEASE WON'T YOU COME AND PUT IT DOWN ON ME?
Thomas: I WANT SUGAR!!!!
Teresa: NO! YOU'RE HYPER ENOUGH ALREADY AND THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE!!!!!
Thomas: but I want sugar...
Newt: I'm just gonna leave now...
Alby: *appears out of nowhere* Wait! You need to sing a duet with me!
Newt: what the-
Alby: *sings* ITS BEEN A LONG DAY WITHOUT YOU MY FRIEND AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN
Newt: *standing in shock with mouth slightly open*
Alby: *sings* WE'VE COME A LONG WAY FROM WHERE WE BEGAN OH I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN. WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN *points at Newt*
Newt: b-but I don't rap!
Alby: RAP! RAP! RAP!
Teresa: RAP!
Minho: RAP!
Thomas: RAP NEWT RAP!!!!
Newt: *sigh* *starts rapping* damn, who knew? All the planes we flew, good things we've been through, that I'll be standing right here talking to you, bout another path, I know we loved to hit the road and laugh, but something told me that it would last, had to switch it up, look at things different, see the bigger picture, those were the days, hard work forever pays, now I see you in a different place
Alby: good job Newt!
Teresa: All right Newt!
Thomas: OMG GOOD JOB NEWTIE
Minho: SHUCK MY EX CAN RAP!
Newt: I hate all of you -.-
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Maze Runner Jokes
FanfictionThese are some jokes, skits, whatever you want to call them that I made up. All the characters except for Addison belong to the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. For all of you who are wondering who Addison is, make sure to check out...
