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Newt's dream:
Newt: OMG IM SO EXCITED!
Ron: I am too
Hermione: me three!
Harry: me four!
Hermione: but Harry, you can't go to Hogsmeade, remember?
Harry: *holds up Invisibility Cloak* actually, I think I can
Newt: *eyes widen* is that?- omg it is 😱 THE CLOAK OF INVISIBLI-
Hermione, Ron, Harry: SHHH!!!!
Newt: ...oops...sorry...
Harry: *whispers and looks around the empty room* don't tell anyone I have this
Newt: *nods head* YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
Me: LIKE ONE, TWO, THREE, I'LL BE THERE
Harry: SHHH!!! And who are you?!
Me: uh....something out of your imagination! *Apparates*
Ron: bloody hell! I thought you couldn't Apparate inside of Hogwarts!
Hermione: ...you can't...
Harry: O_O
Ron: 0.0
Hermione: -_-
Newt: TEACH MEH YOUR WAYSSSS!!!!
Professor McGonagall: come this way, third years! You have to show me your slip before you go to Hogsmeade!
Harry: I'll see ya guys later ;)
Hermione: *rolls eyes* come on, let's go!
Ron: who signed your slip, Newt?
*flashback*
Newt: please Alby. Please sign my slip!
Alby: Newt, I'm busy
Newt: all you need to do is sign this piece of paper! It won't take long!
Alby: Newt, I'm trying to take care of the Glade here
Newt: pleeeeaaaaasssseeee! I really want to go! If I don't have this slip signed, I can't go to Hogsmeade!
Alby: what the shuck is a Hogsmeade?!
Newt: a magical wizard village. Now please sign my slip!
Alby: ugh fine. As long as you stop bothering me
*end of flashback*
Newt: let's just say, a sort of father figure in my life
Ron: cool
McGonagall: ok you guys can go
Newt: YAY!
McGonagall: Newton, please don't ever do that again
Newt: yes, Professor
*at Hogsmeade*
Hermione: let's go to Honeydukes!
Newt: YASSSSSSS!
Ron: okay
*in Honeydukes*
Invisible Harry: psst...psst
Newt: ew there's a fly near me *swats at the air*
Invisible Harry: ow! Newt, it's me
Newt: oh? Harry? Didn't see you there
Invisible Harry: -.- I wonder why...
Hermione: Harry is that you?
Invisible Harry: yes
Ron: let's go to Three Broomsticks
Invisible Harry: sure
*at Three Broomsticks*
Newt: four Butterbeers please
*gets Butterbeers and walks to table*
Newt: here you go
Hermione: thanks *grabs two and places one in front of Harry*
Invisible Harry: thanks...now how am I supposed to drink this?
Newt: I'll drink it for you
Harry: no -_-
Ron: *finishing up his Butterbeer* what?
Hermione: Harry can't drink his Butterbeer
Ron: I'll drink it for you
Harry: NO! *brings Butterbeer under his cloak* problem solved
Hermione: great now hurry up so it doesn't look like we stole a cup
Ron: Harry, you better hurry back to Hogwarts. It's almost time for us to go
Harry: WAIT! One more sip...ahh this tastes so good
Hermione: Harry!
Harry: right! I'm on my way...can I take this with me?
Hermione: no!
Harry: fine *hands cup to Hermione* UNICORN AWAAAYYYY
Me: THATS MEH LINE!!!
Harry: who are you talking to? I'm nothing but the air... *runs away*
Me: *Apparates*
Newt: TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!!
*back at Hogwarts*
Hermione: *whispers* I wonder if Harry made it back on time
*back in the Gryffindor common room*
Harry: *sitting on a chair, reading* oh hey guys. Had fun?
Hermione: *giggles* yup
Newt: ew did you just giggle, Hermione?
Ron: I found it kind of cute
Harry: I ship it
What's up! Hope ya liked this! Sorry I don't update too often, I am suffering from an illness called Extreme Laziness. All I really do is go to practice and then get dragged around to go shopping or do chores so yeah.... I'll try updating more tho! Until next time!....UNICORN AWAAAAYYYY 🦄💜💜💜
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