Hey everyone! So it's the second to last day of school for me and I'm gonna be in my media design class for an hour and twenty minutes since we have block schedule and we're not doing anything so I decided I'd update.
Newt: let's go to the beach!
Thomas: YEAH! Wait...what's the beach?
Minho: the place that's half sand and half water
Thomas: ALRIGHT LETS GO!!!!
Newt: *packing towels, shovels, a picnic basket*
Minho: what are you packing shovels and a bucket for?
Thomas: so we can make sandcastles!
Minho: you're such a little kid, Thomas
Newt: it's fine, Minho. Let the kid do what he wants
Minho: whatever
Thomas: thanks, Newtie
Newt: -_- don't call me that
~at the beach~
Newt: I'm gonna read. Don't bother meh
Minho: okay
Thomas: *making sandcastles*
Newt: *laying on a towel, reading Harry Potter*
Minho: *walks over to Thomas* Thomas
Thomas: what?
Minho: wanna go in the water?
Thomas: do you wanna build a sandcastle?
Minho: no, Thomas
Thomas: okay byeee
Minho: come on Thomas. Let's go in the water
Thomas: fine...
Minho and Thomas: *step into the water*
Thomas: it's cold!
Minho: you'll get used to it *walks in deeper*
Thomas: *follows Minho* there's a wave coming!
Minho: jump over it
Thomas: *literally jumps over wave and falls*
Minho: *jumps just enough to not be knocked over*
Thomas: this isn't fun
Minho: yeah it is. You just don't like it cuz you fell
Thomas: *pushes Minho*
Minho: *pushes Thomas*
Thomas: *falls again*
Minho: *laughing*
Thomas: NEWTIEEEEE!!!!!!
Newt: WHAT?!?!?
Thomas: HELP MEEEE!!!!
Newt: WHY?
Thomas: I'M DROWNINGGGG!!!
Newt: -_- sure, Tommy, sure
Thomas: PWEASE NEWTIE PWEASE HELP ME!!!
Newt: *sighs and gets up to help Thomas* what do you need?
Thomas: *standing in the water* the waves are being mean
Newt: Tommy, what the heck
Thomas: please come out into the water and help me
Newt: fine... *steps into the water towards Thomas*
Minho: *jumps out at Newt, knocking him over*
Newt: GAH!! TOMMY HELP MEH IM DROWNING!!!!!
Thomas: I'LL SAVE YOU NEWT! *jumps on top of Minho who is already on top of Newt*
Newt: THATS NOT HELPING THOMAS!! YOU'RE JUST ADDING MORE WEIGHT!!
Thomas: MORE WEIGHT? *looks around and sees random buff guy* HEY YOU! COME OVER HERE AND JUMP ON TOP OF ME!
Random guy: um...okay? *does as he's told*
Newt: OW! THOMAS I SAID DON'T ADD MORE WEIGHT!!
Thomas: MORE WEIGHT?! *sees a person who has to be at least 200 pounds* HEY YOU! COME OVER HERE AND JUMP ON TOP OF US!!
Random person: okay? *jumps on top of them*
Newt: STAPH!!!!!!
Wave: *crashes into them*
Newt: I'M DROWNING!!!
Minho: MEH HAIR!!!!!!
Thomas: WEEE!!!
Two random people: why are we even here? *gets up and walks away*
Minho: ugh I need a nap
Newt: *walks back to their spot* WHERE'D MY BOOK GO?!
Seagull: *tearing apart the pages*
Newt: HEY THATS MY BOOK! SHOO! STAPH EATING MY BOOK!
Seagull: *flys away*
Thomas: you scared away the birdie
Newt: it was eating my book!
Thomas: I wanna eat *opens up picnic basket*
Minho: *looks in basket* why are there only vegetables?!
Newt: I thought that we could eat healthy for once
Minho: 😒
Thomas: 😖
Newt: 😇
Thomas: I'm gonna make more sandcastles
Minho: I'm gonna go back in the water
Newt: *eating celery sticks* alright. See ya later
Hey! Sorry this isn't a very funny chapter. I didn't really have any ideas. But at least it's something, right? Have a nice summer everyone! 💜💜💜
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