How would I act if I were in the Glade? This should be interesting. XD
Alby: there's the Greenie alarm!
Newt: hello, Greenie! Wait, you're a girl...
Me: where am I?
Newt: well, Greenie, you're in the Glade.
Me: why are you calling me Greenie?
Newt: because that's what we call Newbies
Me: stop calling me that
Alby: anyway, what's your name?
Me: that's for me to know
Alby: okay then we'll just call you Greenie
Me: NO!
Alby: then what's your name?
Me: arrrrgghhhh fine it's Nikki
Newt: nice to meet ya, Nikki. I'm Newt
Me: O.O NEWT?!?!
Newt: yeah...
Me: OMG
Newt: what?
Me: YOU'RE NEWT
Newt: and your point is?...
Me: I LOVE YOU
Newt: uh....
Me: *hugs Newt*
Newt: *awkwardly pats me on the back*
Me: anyway, where's there a phone charger?
Alby: a what?
Me: phone charger. I gotta take a picture of Newt and I for Snapchat
Newt: Snap what?
Me: ooh and I can totally write about this experience on Wattpad
Alby: watt what?
Me: OMG AND I NEED TO TEXT ALL MY FRIENDS!
Newt: what are you-
Me: hold that thought, I'm getting a call. *answers phone* hi mom! Oh I'm in this place called the Glade with my crush and all his friends. I don't know when I'll be back....Okay, tell Tiff I said hi. Bye!
Newt: what just happened?
Me: I was talking to my mom
Newt: you remember your mom?
Me: duh
Alby: You're not like any other Greenie are you?
Me: I'm awesome like that. I'm not like any other
Newt: yeah whatever you say...
Me: hey, where's Thomas and Minho?
Thomas: DID SOMEBODY SAY THOMAS?!?!?
Me: I SAID THOMAS!!
Thomas: YEY!
Minho: hey Greenie
Me: -_-
Thomas: do you like cookies?!
Me: yeah, but not as much as my friend, Ender-kitty
Thomas: OMG I miss Ender-kitty
Me: maybe she can come visit again if she wants to
Thomas: YEY
Me: so, what do you guys do for fun?
Newt: well everyone has a job that they-
Me: I SAID FUN, NOT WORK.
Newt: 🤐
Me: you're so adorable
Newt: ...
Me: I'm gonna sing
Thomas: what are you gonna sing?
Me: actually I'm gonna rap
Thomas: Newt can rap
Newt: no I can't
Me: let's have a rap battle!
Thomas: YEAH!
Newt: NO!
Me: lyrics coming at you with super sonic speed. A summa lumma dumma lumma you assuming I'm a human what I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating more than ever demonstrating how to give a *************** audience a feeling like its levitating never fading and I know the haters are forever waiting for the day that they could say I fell off they'll be celebrating cuz I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music you make elevator music
Minho: daaaayyyuuummm Greenie, back at it again with the rap skillz
Me: your turn Thomas
Thomas: *takes deep breath* jdjwlpsnakxbwjoabxkwbxilwpcnwbxknwbxkwbxknwpbdjaodbwobw-
Me: that's enough, Thomas
Thomas: Newt's turn!
Newt: noooo
Me: yesssss
Newt: dumma summa lumma I'm a human and a something something something la la I don't know what the shuck I'm doing and I'm part of rubber because I'm demonstrating how to use a elevator
Me: those aren't the lyrics
Newt: well I tried!
Thomas: how about Minho raps!
Minho: okay, I got this. Lyrics coming at you with super sonic speed, I'm Minho and I'm really awesome Im hot and I know it hair gel is my best friend and I'm always looking fine running in the Maze is my job I'm Keeper of the Runners and everyone loves me cuz I'm Minho and I'm really great-
Thomas: STAHP
Newt: *facepalm*
Me: *recording* omg I have the best story on Snapchat ever!
Thomas: that was fun!
Me: yeah it was! Thank you guys for the best day ever but I gotta go now!
The Gladers: bye!
Me: bye! *Apparates*
Newt: WAIT, WHAT?!? SHE WAS THE ONE WHO WAS ALWAYS APPARATING?!?! WAIT!!! COME BACK!!! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!!
In case ya didn't know, the song we were rapping is Rap God by Eminem. I've been so obsessed with that song cuz my goal was to rap the fast part (the part we were rapping in this chapter). Anyway, sorry if this wasn't a very funny chapter, I didn't know what to write about. Well, idk if any of my chapters are all that funny but I hope you liked it! 💜💜💜
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Maze Runner Jokes
FanfictionThese are some jokes, skits, whatever you want to call them that I made up. All the characters except for Addison belong to the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. For all of you who are wondering who Addison is, make sure to check out...
