Maze Runner Jokes

Back in the Glade

Heyyyy! So this chapter is dedicated to my other best friend, Shimmer421 ! Hope y'all like it!

Thomas: ahhh is sure is nice to be back home

The Gladers: o_O

Thomas: what?

Alby: no more hot showers...no more buffets... *sniff*

Gally: *muttering* i am scarred for life, I am scarred for life...

Minho: oh thank goodness! I'm back in the Glade with no more girls to worry about. Besides Teresa and Addison but they're boys anyway so it doesn't matter

Teresa and Addison: hey!

Minho: 😖 please don't hurt me

Addison: whatever *walks away with Teresa*

Newt: hey...is that the Greenie alarm?

The Gladers: *run to the box*

Newt: it's another girl!

Carmen: hi...?

Newt: um, hello. The name's Newt, Greenie

Carmen: Newt? Greenie? What kind of names are those?

Minho: *shrieks* AHHHH ANOTHER GIRL!!!!!!!! *runs and hides behind Thomas*

Thomas: and you say I'm the weird one...

Newt: well Newt is my name and Greenie is what we call Newbies here in the Glade

Carmen: oh. Glade?

Newt: that's what we call this place

Carmen: ohh ok gotcha

Newt: do you remember your name?

Carmen: yeah, it's Carmen

Newt: okay, Carmen. Why don't we get out of this box and I'll show you around

Carmen: okay but can I ask you something first?

Newt: of course

Carmen: do you have wi-fi here?

Newt: what?

Carmen: wi-fi. How else am I supposed to watch YouTube and anime?

Newt: what?

Carmen: OMG! You don't know what anime is?!

Newt: no, I don't

Carmen: HOW DO YOU LIVE?!?!?

Newt: that's actually a very good question -_-

Carmen: I can watch anime all day and here you are saying you've never even heard about it?!

Alby: so....are you guys coming out of the Box anytime soon or... ?

Newt: *climbs out of the Box and helps Carmen out*

Carmen: so seriously, give me the password for wi-fi. I need it!