Alby: ...32, 34, 36, 38... Where's Newt, Thomas, and Minho?
The Gladers: *shrug*
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Newt: hurry up! We're already late! We can't keep Alby and them waiting for too long!
Minho: WAIT! MAH HAIR IS NOT PERFECT!
Thomas: BUT MAH FOOD JUST GOT HERE!
Newt: Minho, you look fine. Tommy, we're going to go eat, you don't need to eat the food you ordered.
Thomas: You. Don't. Tell. Me. Not. To. Eat. Ever.
Newt: sorry. Anyway, let's go
Minho: *walks out of bathroom* Kay kaaaaayyyy
Newt: -_- did you really just say "kk"?
Minho: yes, yes I did
Newt: -_-
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Alby: Newt! There you guys are!
Newt: sorry we're late
Alby: it's fine
Gally: yeah it's fine, Newt. We only stood out here for half an hour waiting for you guys
Alby: slim it, Gally
Gally: whatever
Thomas: where's the food?!
Alby: wait we have to get a table first
Waitress: hello. How many?
Alby: 41
Waitress: O.O um...follow me...
The Gladers: *talking and following the waitress*
Waitress: so, are you all friends?
Alby: you can say that. We've grown very close, like a family. In fact, we don't remember anything but the Maze so we all realized that the only thing we have is each other. That's what brought us together. We are a family.
Waitress: that's, um, nice
Newt: this is a nice place here. I could get used to this. Where we come from, we don't have hot running water or proper beds. It's also nice to take a break from running from Grievers
Waitress: ...
Newt: you're the quiet type, aren't you?
Waitress: -_-
Thomas: hi! My name is Thomas. *looks at name tag* and I'm guessing your name is Kathryn.
Waitress: *nods*
Thomas: okay well I'm gonna call you Kat. So Kat, what kind of food do you have here?
Waitress: um, all kinds...
Thomas: oh, is that so? Are they all good?
Waitress: I guess...
Thomas: so why is this place called a buffet?
Waitress: because you can eat as much food as you want...
Thomas: SERIOUSLY?! YAAASSSSS!!!!
Waitress: ...
Thomas: I can't wait to start eating!
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Maze Runner Jokes
FanfictionThese are some jokes, skits, whatever you want to call them that I made up. All the characters except for Addison belong to the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. For all of you who are wondering who Addison is, make sure to check out...
