Yo what's up everyone. I'm sick so I stayed home from school today, so I decided to make one of the Gladers sick because I'm evil like that 😈 anyway, as for the Glader who catches a cold, I choose....Minho!
Minho: why me?! I'm too awesome to get sick
Me: too bad! *coughs on Minho*
Minho: AHHH!! Germs!!!!
Me: there, now you're sick too
Newt: his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his shirt already-
Me: that's enough, Newt -_-
Minho: shuck I don't feel too good...
Newt: what's wrong?
Minho: my throat hurts and my nose itches
Gally: OH NO HE'S INFECTED WITH SOMETHING! FEED HIM TO THE GRIEVERS!!!!
Minho: NO!
Jeff: calm down, Gally. Minho just has a cold
Minho: a cold what?
Jeff: a cold
Minho: a cold what?
Jeff: -_- a cold
Minho: I think you're missing the subject of the sentence
Jeff: I think you're missing a few brain cells
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Meanwhile, at WICKED....
Ava Paige: oh no, they mentioned something about brain cells.... Do you think they're onto us?!?!?!?
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Back in the Glade....
Minho: ARE YOU TRYING TO OUT SASS THE SASS MASTER?!?
Jeff: -_- no. It's just that you're so uneducated you don't even know what a cold is
Minho: look around, Jeff. Who here can educate anyone?!
The Gladers: HEY!
Jeff: look, Minho, I don't want to argue with you anymore. You just need to rest for a while. No more running in the Maze until you're feeling better
Minho: but-
Jeff: no buts. Go to your room
Minho: -_-
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Minho: shuck I can't breathe through my nose....how the shuck am I supposed to sleep?!
Thomas: hey Minho!
Minho: oh no...
Thomas: Frypan asked me to bring you some soup
Minho: okay, thank you. You can leave now
Thomas: but I wanted to feed you
Minho: o.O go away. now
Thomas: *holds spoon in front of Minho's mouth* here comes the airplane!
Minho: I'm not a b-
Thomas: *shoves spoon into Minho's mouth*
Minho: 😠
Newt: Tommy, what are you doing?
Thomas: feeding Minho
Newt: I think Minho can feed himself
Minho: thank you, Newt
Thomas: ....fine... *puts down bowl and leaves*
Newt: *sits down on Minho's bed*
Minho: uh, Newt, what are you doing?
Newt: I'm going to read you
Minho: uh...
Newt: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Minho: NUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
Newt: Chapter 1, The Boy Who Lived...
Two hours later
Minho: *asleep*
Newt: okay, I'm a little more than half way- oh, you're asleep...
Jeff: Newt? You can leave Minho alone now. He needs to rest
Newt: of course *leaves*
Minho: *wakes up* finally, they're gone...
Alby: oh, Minho, you're awake
Minho: hi Alby
Alby: the Box brought up some medicine and Jeff said to give it to you
Minho: okay...
Alby: *pours some medicine into a spoon*
Minho: *takes the medicine*
Alby: how do you feel?
Minho: *cough* *gag* *cough* SHUCK THATS AWFUL!
Alby: but it says it's grape flavor...
Minho: LIES
Alby: well anyway, it should make you feel better
Minho: yeah whatever *falls asleep*
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The next day....
Minho: GUESS WHAT, SHUCK FACES?!!?! IM FEELING BETTER!!!!
Jeff: that's great!
Newt: great!
Thomas: can I still feed you?
Minho: -_- no, Thomas
Thomas: ...fine....
Gally: *starts coughing*
Thomas: can we feed him to the Grievers?....
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Maze Runner Jokes
FanfictionThese are some jokes, skits, whatever you want to call them that I made up. All the characters except for Addison belong to the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. For all of you who are wondering who Addison is, make sure to check out...
