Teresa: I'm so glad Newt and Addi are back together
Thomas: as long as I can eat my cookies, I'm happy for them
Teresa: you're so selfish
Thomas: I want shellfish!
Teresa: *facepalm*
Newt and Addison: *holding hands*
Thomas: HEY STOP THAT I'M TRYING TO EAT MY COOKIES!!!!
Teresa: *slaps Thomas* STOP. EATING. COOKIES.
Thomas: ...ok... *puts cookies away*
Teresa: finally
Girl Scout: would you like to buy some cookies?
Teresa: don't say the c word!
Girl Scout: what? Cookies?
Teresa: don't say-
Thomas: COOKIES!!!!!! I HEARD THE WORD COOKIES!!!!!
Teresa: oh no...
Girl Scout: I'm selling cookies, would you like to buy some?
Thomas: YES!
Girl Scout: it's five dollars a box
Thomas: great, I'll take all the boxes you have
Girl Scout: I have fifty
Thomas: great! And make sure you tell your friends to come to me. This will be good for now, but I need to make sure I have enough.
Teresa: *facepalm* I don't know this guy...
Newt: hey Tommy, Addison and I are going on a picnic. Can we take a box of those cookies?
Thomas: NUUUU THEY'RE ALL MINE AND ONLY MINE!!!
Teresa: Thomas, you have fifty boxes and more on the way. You can give one box to Newt and Addi.
Thomas: ...fine
Addison: thank you, Thomas
Thomas: *mutters* you're welcome
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Maze Runner Jokes
FanfictionThese are some jokes, skits, whatever you want to call them that I made up. All the characters except for Addison belong to the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. For all of you who are wondering who Addison is, make sure to check out...
