Harry: Wow I can't believe I'm now Seeker of the Gryffindor Quidditch team!
Ron: bloody hell, that's great!
Hermione: just like your father, Harry!
Harry: really?
Newt: yeah! Your father was Seeker for the Gryffindor Quidditch team too!
Harry: how do you know that?
Newt: from your b- never mind
Harry: okay...
Fred: hey Harry, George and I found out that you're on the Quiddtich team now! Wicked!
Thomas: WICKED?!?!?! WHERE?!?!?!?!?!
Minho: Not WICKED wicked. Just wicked
Thomas: *crying silently in a corner*
Minho: slinthead...
Newt: Harry, can you please teach me how to play Quidditch?
Harry: uh..sure?
Newt: YASSSSSS
Harry: O_O
Minho: can you teach me and Thomas too?
Newt: Thomas and I
Minho: Oh shuck it, why is everything always about you, Newt?
Newt: that's not what I- whatever I give up -_-
Harry: TO THE QUIDDITCH FIELD
Newt: OMG YASSSS
Minho: whatever
Thomas: COOKIESSSSS
*everyone stops and looks at Thomas*
Thomas: what?
Harry: TO THE QUIDDITCH FIELD
Hermione: I'll watch you guys from over there *walks away*
Ron: I'll go with her!
Harry: wait no! Guys don't leave me! Guysss...
Newt: it's okay, Harry. You have us
Harry: *faking a smile* great...
Harry: okay so first I'm going to teach you how to pick up your broom. Place you hand out in front of you and over the broom and say "up"
Newt: up! *broom rolls over on the ground*
Minho: up! *broom stays still* THIS SHUCK THING WON'T WORK
Harry: you just need to be patient
Minho: TOO BAD! Minho OUT! *walks over to Ron and Hermione*
Harry: Thomas, your turn
Thomas: up! *broom flies up and hits his face*
Newt: rofl
Harry: let's move on...
Newt: *still laughing*
Thomas: good idea...can I get some ice first?
*a few minutes later*
Thomas: *holding an ice pack on his head while flying*
Harry: *teaching Newt and Thomas how to be Beaters*
Minho: THAT LOOKS FUN! I WANNA TRY!
Harry: okay...
Minho: *grabs a bat and hits the Bludger*
Bludger: *Flies towards Thomas, knocking him off his broom*
Thomas: GAHH!
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Newt, and Minho: *surrounding Thomas*
Harry: are you okay?
Thomas: *groans*
Minho: at least he's alive
Thomas: *wakes up and sees a creature standing on him*
Dobby: Dobby was only trying to protect Thomas from WICKED
Thomas: *screams* WHAT THE SHUCK?!?!?!?!
Harry: Dobby, what are you doing here?
Dobby: Dobby was coming to warn Thomas like how Dobby had warned Harry Potter
Harry: warn Thomas about what?
Dobby: terrible things... Dobby must not speak of
Harry: Dobby, this is important. What is going to happen?
Dobby: *hits himself with bat* Dobby must obey master's orders and not tell Harry Potter
Harry: What is it? Please tell me, Dobby
Dobby: *says really fast* Dobby came to warn Thomas that tonight he will not get any dessert after dinner
Harry: -_-
Thomas: WHAT?!?!?!?! NOOOO IT'S TOO HORRIBLE!
Newt: what does that have to do with WICKED?
Dobby: it was WICKED's orders to not give Thomas dessert
Thomas; SHUCK YOU WICKED!!!!!
Minho: for once I actually agree with WICKED
Thomas: HOW COULD YOU?!?!
Newt: Thomas not having dessert for once is a good thing but I would never agree with WICKED
Thomas: thank you, Newt, wait what?! You think I shouldn't have dessert?
Newt: no dessert for you
Thomas: *silently crying in the corner*
Harry: well uh I gotta go now... RON! HERMIONE! *all three of them run away*
Newt: I guess we should go to our dormitories now
Minho: okay!
Thomas: *muttering* WICKED..no dessert...worst day ever...
Newt: stop complaining.
Thomas: -_-
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VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Maze Runner Jokes
Fiksyen PeminatThese are some jokes, skits, whatever you want to call them that I made up. All the characters except for Addison belong to the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. For all of you who are wondering who Addison is, make sure to check out...
