Maze Runner Jokes

The Trio React To Problem

Problem by Ariana Grande

Hey baby even though I hate ya, I wanna love ya, I want you ooh ooh

Newt: how does that even work?

Minho: it's like our relationship, Newt. You hate me, but you know that deep down in your heart, you love me :)

Newt: nah

Thomas: too bad, Minho, Newtie loves me ;)

Newt: nah

Thomas: what do you mean?

Newt: now that's a whole different song...

And even though I can't forgive ya, I really want to, I want you ooh ooh

Thomas: I want Newt Newt Newt! Wow this song is catchy!

Newt: ...

Minho: no Newt is mine!

Thomas: no he's mine!

Newt: let's continue listening to the song...

Tell me, tell me, baby, why can't you leave me? Cuz even though I shouldn't want it, I gotta have it. I want you ooh ooh

Newt: have what?

Ender-kitty: stay innocent, my friend.

Shimmer: yeah, Newt! Stay innocent like me!

Ender-kitty: no, don't be like her

Shimmer: hey!

Me: YOU GUYS GET OUT! YOU'RE RUINING THE SONG!

Thomas and Minho: okay...

Me: NOT YOU GUYS! *grabs Ender-kitty and Shimmer and Apparates*

Newt: TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!

Head in the clouds got no weight on my shoulder.

Thomas: how can you have weight on your shoulder?

Newt: it's a- *looks at Thomas's blank expression and sighs* never mind, you won't get it

Thomas: get what?

Newt: -_(\

I should be wiser and realize that I got one less problem without you, I got one less problem without you, I got one less problem without you. I got one less one less problem

Minho: *runs hands through hair* got a problem and can't fix it? Come to me and all your problems will disappear ;)

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Newt: I've got enough problems with the two of you -_-

I know you're never gonna wake up. I gotta give up. But it's you ooh ooh