Thomas: hey guys! Look at the Glade!
Newt: what about the Glade?
Thomas: it's covered with a white sheet!
Teresa: brr it's cold!
Minho: *ron weasley potter puppet pals voice* wow
Alby: I think this is called snow
Thomas: what's snow?
Alby: *points at the Glade* that
Thomas: but I thought that was the Glade
Alby: *facepalm*
Newt: hey look at this! *goes over to a frozen lake* I didn't even know there was a lake in the Glade!
Alby: there isn't...
Thomas: move it, Newt! Imma go for a swim!
Newt: Tommy that's-
Thomas: *dives head first* ow!
Newt: -ice....
Teresa: *skating on the ice* what are you doing, Tom?
Thomas: *lying on the ice* nothing
Newt: Teresa, where'd you get those skates?
Teresa: WICKED sent them up
Newt: *runs over to the Box* YEY I GOT SKATES
Minho: *putting on skates*
Teresa: *skating gracefully*
Minho: I bet I can be more graceful than you! *steps onto ice and falls on face*
Teresa: ha you call that graceful?
Minho: *gets up and immediately falls again*
Newt: *steps onto ice* I'm doing it! *taking baby steps*
Teresa: *rolls eyes*
Newt: Tommy, are you ever going to get off the ground?
Thomas: *sitting on ice with arms folded* nu!
Minho: jeez what got into him? He's been sitting there pouting for ten minutes
Thomas: actually, it was nine minutes forty five seconds
Minho: -_-
Newt: why the change in character, Tommy?
Thomas: I dunno
Newt: wanna ice skate?
Thomas: okay.... *puts on ice skates*
Newt: just take little steps like me
Thomas: *starts skating even better than Teresa*
Minho: daaaaammmnnn Thomas, back at it again with the skills
Thomas: *skating gracefully before falling on his face*
Minho: hahahahahahahahaha *skates into a tree*
Thomas: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Minho: -_- not funny
Thomas: actually, it's hilarious
Frypan: I MADE HOT CHOCOLATE!
Thomas: HOT CHOCOLATE?!?!?!? *skates over to Frypan*
Newt: where did he learn how to do that?
Minho: wish I knew...
Thomas: *drinking hot chocolate* aahhhhh
Newt: *sipping hot chocolate* Thomas, stop drinking so fast
Thomas: NU! Don't tell meh what to do!
Newt: sorry...
Thomas: anyone got cookies?!
The Gladers: NO
Thomas: okay...

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