Sick today so gonna updateee 🤘
Into You by Ariana Grande
I'm so into you, I can barely breathe
Thomas: I'm so into Newt, I can barely breatheee
Minho: I'm so into food, I can barely breatheee
Newt: I'm so done with you, I can barely breathe
And all I wanna do is to fall in deep
Thomas: fall where?
Minho: into the shucking ocean, Thomas
Thomas: oh, okay
Newt: /)_-
But close ain't close enough 'til we cross the line, hey, yeah
Thomas: *draws a line in the dirt and jumps over it* IVE CROSSED THE LINE!
Newt: that's not what it- never mind
So name a game to play, and I'll roll the dice, hey
Minho: ROLL THE DICE
Thomas: TAKE A CHANCE IN LIFE IS ROLL THE DICE
Minho: THIS COULD BE OUR TIME
Thomas: TO ROLL THE DICE!
Newt: AND NEWT IS GONNA STOP YOU NOW
Thomas: that's not the line! It's "and no one is gonna stop us now"
Newt: ...
Minho: wow Newt, why you always gotta ruin everything?
Newt: I do not!
Oh baby, look what you started
Thomas: oh Newtie, look what you started
Newt: stahp
The temperature's rising in here, is this gonna happen? Been waiting and waiting for you to make a move, before I make a move
Thomas: I can bust a move! *starts dancing*
Minho: Thomas, no, just no
Newt: ew you call that dancing?!
Thomas: yeah! I'm better than Gally!
Newt: as much as I hate to admit, nobody is better than Gally...
Gally: I HEARD SOMEBODY SAY MY NAME! *dances gracefully into the room*
Minho: yeah, we did, now can you please go away?
Gally: fine, I didn't wanna hang out with you LOSERS anyway *grand jetes out of the room*
Minho, Newt and Thomas: ...
So baby come light me up, and maybe I'll let you on it, a little bit dangerous, but baby that's how I want it
Thomas: *wearing bunny ears and singing in a high pitched voice* SOMETHING BOUT YOUUU MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A DANGEROUS WOMAN
Minho: what the shucking shuck did I just watch
Newt: I have no idea...
A little less conversation and a little more touch my body, cuz I'm so into you, into you, into you
Newt: WHAT ARE THESE LYRICS?!?!? *splashes holy water everywhere*
Minho: where did you get that and why do you have it?!
Newt: ....uh...no reason...?....
Thomas: I knew Newt was a ghost!!!
Newt: .....
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Maze Runner Jokes
FanfictionThese are some jokes, skits, whatever you want to call them that I made up. All the characters except for Addison belong to the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. For all of you who are wondering who Addison is, make sure to check out...
