Hermione: where are we?
Ron: it looks like a grassy field
Harry: are you sure this Portkey sent us to the right place?
Ron: I'm pretty sure.
Hermione: you're pretty sure?
Ron: that's what I said, wasn't it?
Hermione: what an idiot
Ron: I heard that
Hermione: I know
Harry: guys, be quiet, I think I hear something
Ron: what?
Hermione and Harry: shh!
Thomas: pleeeeeaaaaassseeee just one more cookie!!!!!
Newt: Tommy, you've had enough. I'm surprised your stomach doesn't hurt by now
Ron: that guy sounds British
Harry and Hermione: shh!
Newt: did you hear something?
Thomas: yeah. It sounded like it came from those bushes over there.
Newt: maybe we should go-
Thomas: *crawls around stealthily on the floor like a ninja*
Newt: *facepalm*
Harry, Ron, and Hermione: *holding breath and staying as quiet as possible*
Thomas: *pushes the bush to make an opening and sees three faces* AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Harry, Ron, and Hermione: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Newt: what's wrong, Tommy? *runs over* AAAAHHH WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?
Hermione: I could ask you the same question.
Newt: *glare*
Hermione: I'm Hermione Granger, by the way. And you are?
Newt: H-Hermione G-Granger?
Ron: you bloody idiot, you're not Hermione, she is!
Hermione: *facepalm*
Newt: OMG YOU SAY BLOODY TOO?!
Ron: BLOODY HELL, YA!
Newt and Ron: *high five*
Newt: the name's Newt
Ron: I'm Ron Weasley
Newt: *stares in shock* she's Hermione Granger...and you're Ron Weasley.... Does that mean...? *looks at Harry* Then you must be...Harry Potter...?
Harry: yeah, I'm Harry
Newt: OMG ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!!!
Harry: nice to meet you too...?
Thomas: OMG CAN WE TAKE A SELFIE?!
Hermione: a self-what?
Thomas: *takes picture* EW YOU GUYS LOOK HIDEOUS!!!! Save!
Newt: hey Thomas, send that to me, will you?
Thomas: sure thing, Newtie Cutie!
Newt: -_- don't call me that
Harry: so uh where are we?
Newt: welcome to the Glade!!! I can't believe I'm actually meeting you guys!!! I read all your books and I love them!!! I want to go to Hogwarts but I think I'm too old now! What's it like there?! Omg Harry, how the bloody hell did you manage to escape You-Know-Who all those years?! I'm such a huge fan! Can I have your autograph? Can I have all your autographs?!
Harry: uh...sure...
Newt: YAS!
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Newt: and this is where the Slicers work....and over there are the fields where the Track-Hoes work, I happen to be a Track-Hoe. Oh and there's Alby! The leader! HEY ALBY!
Alby: *jogs over* hey Newt. Whoa did we get three new Greenies in one day?!
Newt: Alby, this is Harry Potter and his friends Hermione and Ron
Alby: I see...
Newt: *jumps up and down* CAN WE KEEP THEM?! PLEASE ALBY? PLEEEAAASSEEE?!?!
Alby: ...
Harry, Ron, and Hermione: ...
Hermione: we're not dogs, you know
Alby: sure, Newt. If they want to stay, we can keep them
Hermione: -_-
Newt: YAS! Can you guys teach me magic?!
Ron: sure! *pulls out wand* wingardium leviosa!
Newt: it's leviOsa, not leviosA
Hermione: you know, I think I'm actually starting to like this kid
Newt: OMG HERMIONE GRANGER LIKES ME!!!!!!! LETS GET MARRIED!!!
Alby: um, Newt? You kinda already are married...to someone else
Newt: oh yeah
Thomas: OOH IMMA TELL ADDISON!
Newt: don't you dare!
Harry and Ron: *casting spells at each other*
Newt: OOH HARRY TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY QUIDDITCH!!!!!!
Harry: um...okay?
Newt: YAS THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!!
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And so, Newt spent the rest of the day learning different spells, playing Quidditch, and hanging out with Harry, Ron, and Hermione....
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Thomas: newt. Newt. Newt!
Newt: huh? What?
Thomas: wake up, it's morning!
Newt: morning?! Where's Harry?
Thomas: who's Harry?
Newt: Harry Potter! Ron! Hermione! They were here!
Thomas: Newt, I think you were dreaming...
Newt: what?! No! I couldn't have been!
Thomas: *pats Newt on the back* there, there, Newtie. It's okay
Newt: *sniff* they were here...it all seemed so real...
Thomas: it's okay, you're okay
Newt: it was so beautiful...
Thomas: I know, I know
Newt: Tommy?
Thomas: yes?
Newt: please stop calling me Newtie
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Maze Runner Jokes
FanfictionThese are some jokes, skits, whatever you want to call them that I made up. All the characters except for Addison belong to the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. For all of you who are wondering who Addison is, make sure to check out...
