Tony:
Intro: "Hey bitches what's good"
Content: "I just bought a country!"
Closing: "Don't do drugs."
Steve:
Intro: "Good morning my little red stars."
Content: "Welcome to Day 974 of living with the Avengers! I'm regretting my life choices."
Closing: "Don't do anything stupid until I get back...till the end of the line guys. Good night."
Clint:
Intro: "AYE."
Content: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Closing: "okay we're done here get out of my face."
Thor:
Intro: *laughs at the camera, looks away, then looks back* "OH GREETINGS, I DID NOT SEE YOU THERE!"
Content: *keeps zooming the camera in and out of his face and other people's faces*
Closing: "CHEERIO."
Bruce:
Intro: "My name is Doctor Bruce Banner, and you're watching this video. If you haven't subscribed to me yet, you should. You should also be questioning your morals. Don't be dumb."
Content: "2 Fe(NH4)2(SO4)2*3H2O + H2O2 + K2C2O4 + 3H2C2O4 -> 2 K3Fe(C2O4)3*3H2O + 2(NH4)2SO4+ 2H2SO4 + 8H2O. This is very easy. Don't be dumb. Do something with your life."
Closing: "Don't be dumb."
Pietro:
Intro: *rushes up to camera* "You didn't see that coming?"
Content: *smiles at the camera the whole time, looking at himself*
Closing: "It's been a long day you guys. I just need to walk the events of today off." *tiredly* "you didn't see that...coming?"
Natasha:
Intro: "Get that frickin camera out of my face before I shove it up your nostrils."
Content: "I only killed ten people today :( "
Closing: *breaks camera* "I punched the off button."
Bucky:
Intro: "HEYYYY ITS YAH BOY BUCKY"
Content: "So, I was spending the day at Vogue's headquarters, and it was a really long modeling session, people were looking me straight in the eye, and my face was hurting, so I crashed on my manager's couch for a while. wHEN I WOKE UP..." *sighs and pulls off beanie* "HER DUMB KID. I AM VERY MAD." *Bucky is bald*
Closing: "Remember kids: it's always safer to sit INSIDE of a moving train." *looks at Steve who is happily minding his own business* *smacks the ice cream cone out of Steve's hand*
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Avengers Preferences and Imagines
FanfictionJust a humble collection of stories about our favorite group of heroes! !!!! CURRENTLY UNDERGOING AESTHETIC CHANGES AND CONTENT EDITS !!!! I'm trying to edit my previous chapters before writing more! These chapters are cringe because I wrote them s...
