Just a humble collection of stories about our favorite group of heroes!
!!!! CURRENTLY UNDERGOING AESTHETIC CHANGES AND CONTENT EDITS !!!! I'm trying to edit my previous chapters before writing more! These chapters are cringe because I wrote them s...
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| When I try to be funny lmao ^ ^ |
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Tony: Are you a whale, because we could humpback at my place!
Steve: "Chris Pratt?! Why would anyone name their child that?!"
"What?"
"Why would anyone name their child, Crisp Rat?!"
"Mother of God, Steve..."
Thor: *While watching a Discovery Channel wildlife documentary*
"Thor, how cool would it be to have a pet seal?!"
"That's the sealiest thing I've heard all day, (y/n)!"
"..."
Clint: The furniture store keeps calling be back but all I wanted was one night stand...
Bruce: "Bruce it's really cold in here."
"Go stand in the corner (y/n)."
"Why?"
"Because it's 90 degrees."
Pietro: "Where was the song Hello made?"
"Where, Piet?"
"In PhilADELEphia!"
"Goodbye."
Natasha: "I'm hungry, I'm going to go back for seconds"
"Just like a clock!"
"Uh, how Nat?"
"Four seconds...!"
"•-•"
Bucky: "You know, (y/n), when I used to be part of choir, me and this other dude always fought to get the solo."
"Really? What was his name?"
"Han."
"I KENOBI-LIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT JAMES."
"YOU MIGHT WINDU BELIEVE IT (Y/N)."
[omfg i legit made this one up right now i am so proud of myself and i can't stop laughing]
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Thank you to: ::
writersince00 for telling me about the seal pun (Thor) and ish1316 for telling me about the humpback whale pun (Tony)
I forgot that the teacher who looks like Steve would be filling in for our normal literature teacher, and so today I come to school in my Captain America tights and shirt, and I walk into class and it was so AWKWARD because writersince00 and I told him he looked like Chris Evans the last time we saw him, and he said "You wouldn't believe how often people say that to me,". And then I show up to class in my Cap gear. And I knew he was looking at me like "wtf riley wtf" and I was like "I WASN'T INFORMED OF THIS,".
