Just a humble collection of stories about our favorite group of heroes!
!!!! CURRENTLY UNDERGOING AESTHETIC CHANGES AND CONTENT EDITS !!!! I'm trying to edit my previous chapters before writing more! These chapters are cringe because I wrote them s...
"May you have a merry furking christonchristoncs."
Steve: "(Y/n), close the door, you're letting all the wifi out!"
Clint: "If Donald Trump wins, fuck America, I'm moving to California."
Thor: *shaves hair*
"THE EXHILARATION! THE EXHILARATION."
Bruce: "You know how the earth spins on an axis right? Well, ever since I first laid eyes on you, since you're so hot, you completely burned the axis from existence and now my world is spiraling out of control..."
Natasha: "I don't get drunk."
Pietro: *pietro starts sobbing*
"Piet, what's happened?!"
"I WANT MY MOTHER!"
"Oh um, I think Wanda–"
"WHAT THE FUcK SHE IS NOT MY DAD!'
"what."
Bucky: "I feeel so waaaaaaaaarmffff."
"THATs bEcAusE YOU'RE PEEING IN YOUR PANTS?!"
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i knoooowwwwww."
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I'm really proud of my CW outfit because I've never been this coordinated in my life amen
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