➳ Oh, Well Imagine Marvel➳ FINISHED

Twerking•Steve

Look at that American ass..." You mumbled munching on your popcorn. Ah yes you were watching your brothers 'team captain' work out from the comfort of your television screen after you hacked into a security camera "miss Stark, Tony requests your presence in the lab" Jarvis said "alite Jarv, tell him ill be a minute" you said downing another handful of popcorn.

(Time skip)

"Tony what do you want? I was busy watching a very important show!" You said entering the lab "you mean the booty program? I haven't seen it yet. They say it's a good show but it's not my type" Tony said, pouring a glowing yellow substance into a small glass vile. You walked over to your brother to see what he's doing "so... Whatcha making doc?" You asked "well I was hoping you would test it out for me" he said lifting the vile out of the holder "will it give me super powers? Oooohh! Maybe a big booty!" You said snatching the vile out of your brother's hands and drinking it in one big gulp "ah! (Y/n) you always got food poisoning when you were little..." Tony mumbled as her grabbed a note pad and started writing stuff down "I feel funny..."

(Time skip)

You were now writing a blueprint on a lot of paper "lady (y/n) what are you doing" "im drawing a plan four later" you said scribbling down something on another piece that was away from your collection "vell as long as it isn't like Ultron I'm all for it" Pietro said after he zipped into the room and blew your papers everywhere "UUUUGGGHHHH IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO TAPE THEM TOGETHER!!!"

(Time skip)

"I'm glad to have you all here tonight" you announce as you enter the room where everyone is seated "oh this is going to be good" Nat said leaning back into the couch where she was sitting "I regret nothing..." Tony said smirking "Tony... What did you do to your sister?" Bruce asked looking like pretty much everything was going to fall apart here "oh nothing really but little (y/n) over here now has a confidence level of 1000 and an embarrassment level of -100" Tony said looking over to you "I need a volunteer, thank you Stevie your work will be a blessing to mankind" you said dragging him to the center of the room "um ma'am?" "I told you to call me (y/n) Soldier" you said. Clint was about to say something until "OH MY GOSH THEY'RE KISSING" he screamed and Nat only laughed "it's about time..." She muttered taking a sip of her cherry soda. You stopped kissing Poor lil Steve and smirked "well now then soldier I think you know what's next?" you trailed off a bit until Steve nodded and started walking towards the wall "I also put a bit of mind-control in the serum" "Oh so now we have to watch out for your extra perverted sister. Great well I'm going to bed" Bruce said getting up, and Tony pulled him back down next to him "I don't think you are going to want to miss this" Tony said taking a sip of scotch. You smiled and sat down next to Nat and Clint "Sooo.... Clint.... You want to join?" You asked, and he looked at you wide eyed and started to Say "N-no not happening at all no way nuh uh nope not gonna happen" but you shut him up blowing a kiss to his cheek, and he started to walk over to where Steve was standing "Hey Tony could you help me with fixing your door I kind of broke it..." Bucky said walking in the room but he was shushed by everyone staring at his best friend and Clint "um what's going o-"you blew a kiss and you didn't miss, and Bucky walked right over "I didn't know she could do that..." Tony Mumbled taking another sip of his drink "I need one more volunteer- ahh Sonic glad you could make it" you said blowing a kiss at Pietro's direction in which he just walked over to the wall "Okay boys! Hit it!" you said, and they all started twerking.

(Can I just say I cannot get that image out of my head? I've scarred myself)

Everyone else jumped up "Okay I wasn't expecting that..." Natasha said, and then Sam entered the room followed by Thor "So then the- Okay why are they Twerking on the wall?" Sam said covering his eyes and covering Thor's eyes in the process "My siren syrup. Minor side effects" Tony said "Oh so you meant to do this and give it to your sister? I'm going on vacation away from you two before something actually bad happens" Bruce said walking away before Tony could grab him again. You were about to say something until Wanda walked in "Vhat is my brother doing?" "Volunteer work" you said. Wanda sighed and pulled her brother from whatever he was doing and left everyone else "Thanks Vanda" he said speeding up next to his sister "And then there were 3..." you said smirking.

(TImeeeeee skiipppp)

Bucky had left after it apparently worn out on him and Steve and Clint were still going "I'm pretty sure their asses are going to fall off" Natasha said "Yeah but come on, this is the best 2 hours of the entire week" you said sipping your own soda. Tony had pretty much left to go into the lab and make more of this stuff, and you encouraged it ("can you make it blue? "I'll try..."). You started to see Clint fail miserably and snickered "well I guess Cap wins this one" you said standing up. Nat took Clint back to his room while you walked over to where Steve was and tapped his shoulder "Hey cap, you can stop now" you said. He stopped and stood up looking at you with a blank face "well I guess you wont really remember this much since your still uh hypnotized but um..." you kissed his cheek blushing "yeah..." you mumbled starting to walk away, until you felt a hand on your arm pull you back "Uh wha-" Steve kissed you, was he still under the spell "umm soldier? Your relieved of duty. Stand down" you said "did you really think I was still under that spell" Steve asked huskily "w-what" "I stood there for 2 hours doing that (y/n)... im not even tired" Steve said, you were scared as you backed up against the wall "Steve? What are you doing" "I know you were watching me this morning" Lets just say.... It was a long night.

(EXTENDED ENDING OMG)

"Okay Stark wheres the money?" Bucky said appearing from nowhere "Ah yes 100 dollars to shake that fine ass so (y/n) would think it works on everyone" Tony said handing Bucky the money "And you gave Steve what exactly?" "Extreme love potion that only works if you already loved that person. We all know capsicle's too shy to actually fuck my sister" "What?" "yeah I mean- wait? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE!?!"

Idk. This was from when I haven't slept for a while and I was just bored. This is from an night where I was at my grandma's house soooooooooooooo it was this or bingo