➳ Oh, Well Imagine Marvel➳ FINISHED

•Texting With Bucky Barnes•

Squishy Bucky: We're coming home tonight, doll. Steve's asking if you can do your famous pasta for dinner.
You: Aw, finally some good news! I'll try, but I'm afraid that I won't be at home in time.
Squishy Bucky: Where are you?
You: I'm on a mission, honey. Hill asked me to visit a lil ol' friend here in Vegas.
Squishy Bucky: Vegas? So you're the sexy agent that everyone's talking about? Damn it, I was out just four days and you accepted a mission to go to a burlesque house??????
You: wow, first time you've typed so fast! Congrats, baby!
Squishy Bucky: Don't change the subject.
You: Bucky just relax, please, I'm not taking off my clothes.
Squishy Bucky: What. Are. You. Doing?
You: Just dancing half naked? But Clint's with me.
Squishy Bucky: This should make me less worried?
Squishy Bucky: Hey? Don't ignore me.
Squishy Bucky: Doll?
Squishy Bucky: Where are you?
Squishy Bucky: I'm gonna kill those bastards.
You: Hold on a sec, tiger. I'm here. I was finishing my work. I'm going home already. I got all the fucking info.
Squishy Bucky: damn it, I was really going to kill them.
You: yeah yeah, I know. Can we have some pizza tonight? Clint's coming.
Squishy Bucky: I'm serious here, doll. I was really going to kill them.
You: Bucky, the pizza. I wanna a chocolate one for later. The rest you and Steve can choose.
Squishy Bucky: Yes ma'am.

You: where are you? You're late.
James Bond: I stopped to buy something, I'm almost home.
You: I hope that you bought my vanilla icecream cake!
James Bond: oh, damn it. I forgot.
You: James... You're late AND won't bring what I asked?
James Bond: I promise that I bought something even better.
You: I hope it's not pancakes, because we ate it this morning.
James Bond: Wrong! Doll, did you forget what day is today?
You: No?
James Bond: are you sure?
You: Yep, I'm so sure that I'm wearing a new lingerie and ordered a nice pizza for my man.
James Bond: Oh, damn it, doll... You know me so well.
James Bond: I really need to put a ring on you.
You: what?????
You: Bucky? Did you make a joke with Beyonce?
James Bond: joke? There's a song like this?
You: Bucky...
James Bond: Just open the door and you'll find out, baby.