➳ Oh, Well Imagine Marvel➳ FINISHED

Cards Against Humanity•Avengers

Cards Against Humanity Is The Best Game Ever! Also I've changed the rules and the way to play if it seems weird.

F/F: Favorite Food

"Alright, Tony, Show Em"

"Next time on Dr.Phil: How to talk to your child about the primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now"

"What the fuck Tony" you laughed

You decided to play cards against humanity. It was this or bothering Fury.

Steve decided against it because of the language but Bucky (his boyfriend) forced him to. Natasha gladly obliged to play, along with Clint. Tony was dying to play and he's Tony so why wouldn't he want to. Bruce said no because he didn't want to hulk out. Thor, Pietro and Wanda wanted to see the game so they came.

So now all of the Avengers were sitting around the living room with Steve shaking his head and sighing, You, Bucky, Tony, Clint and Natasha laughing your asses of from the Dr.Phil, ball slapping comment and Thor,Pietro and Wanda looking confused.

"Alright Y/n go" Tony said, wiping tears off his red face

"In the beginning here was world peace. And the Lord said 'Let there be White People' "

"That does not make sense. What's so bad about White People."

Wanda's confusion made it more funny.

"Thor how about you try"

"During Sex, I like to think about Becoming a Blueberry.
I don't understand. How does one think of becoming a blue berry while having intercourse?" Thor asked, genuinely confused

"Alright. That's it. No more of this game." Steve said

"Awwwwww KillJoy"

"Boooooooooooooooooooooo"

You and Tony booed Steve while he put the game away. Everyone went to their rooms. After a few minutes you got hungry and went to eat F/F.

Extended Ending

"It's okay. I don't think your lame" Bucky consoled Steve

Steve turned his head and looked straight into Bucky's eyes. He leaned in and kissed Bucky fully on the lips with a shy passion. Bucky kissed back with full confidence after realizing what happened. They were to busy tongue wrestling to realize you in the back of the room recording everything and then posting it on Tumblr and YouTube.

I'm Stucky as Fuck. I felt the strong urge to write a Stucky scene. This wasn't my best, I know. I've been testing and stuff and only got to write a little bit. I have this and two other things that I have done.