The Chronicles of UNDERTALE

Missontale Jokes!

Frogheartk came up with a Undertale AU, so I decided to write about it! These are just jokes though, don't judge me. Basically, the is this item that the human's want and the monsters have it. It's the source for all the monsters magic, and greedy humans sent Frisk, their most trusted human, to find it. Only, the monsters made a barrier. However, the barrier we are going to ignore and pretend Frisk went through. :)

Frisk is jumping through the Underground town, singing merrily as they went.

"One jump! Ahead of the bread line, one swing, ahead of the sword. I steal, only I what I can afford. And that's everything. One jump, ahead of the wall men..."

Suddenly they bumped into something. They looked up to find they were staring straight at a chubby skeleton. He had some pretty bad clothes, so they could tell he was poor. Yet, they have been told monsters where dangerous...

Frisk waved a hand in greeting. "Hello buddy! I am a human, but do not be alarmed! Although I am very awesome, I have just came here to find something." Nailed it, they thought giggly.

The skeleton took a step back, looking very confused. Frisk didn't wait for him to recover, however, and instead started to run. Frisk got a head start, but they soon heard footsteps behind them.

"That's all! That's no joke. These guys, don't appreciate how broke..." Frisk contuined, running as hard as they could. Most people out in the town were market this morning, maybe they can lose him there.

They took a sharp right, right in between a row of crumbling houses. Stands lined the road, with a large crowd in the middle of it. Frisk looked behind them. The stubborn skeleton still followed them, but he seemed to be getting tired.

Frisk laughed out loud as they dived into the crowd. Now, they will be safe. They hid behind a large monster and relaxed, catching their breath.

"Your a kid, right? I can tell because you are wearing a striped shirt."

Frisk jumped in surprise. "I'M NOT HUMAM!" They shouted. Maybe not the best thing to say. Now monsters heads were turning thus way. Frisk screamed and booked it, not caring where they would end up. Maybe volunteering for this wasn't the best idea.

Something shiny caught their eye. They stopped in front of a almost empty stand, with a werid assortment of junk. However, one of them was red ruby looking thing, the size of Frisk's palm. That must be it. It fit the description perfectly.

"Excuse me, sir. How much for this jewel?"

A tall skeleton turned to her, wearing a large red scarf. He smiled warmly, gesturing to his jewel. "This jewel holds magic, enough magic too-"

"Yeah yeah, I get it. Give it here." Frisk reached out a hand.

The skeleton held one finger up. "Let me finish. Very purchase from the Great Papyrus' stand will get you a free piece of spaghetti! And, that jewel is free." Papyrus smiled. "Because it looks like you need it more than I do.

"Wait, bro!" Just as Papyrus was handing them the jewel, the annoying skeleton arrived, panting.

"Yes, Sans?" Papyrus cocked his head questioningly, but held the jewel just our of Frisk's reach. They jumped, but they still couldn't grab it.

"I... ugh...I want it..." Sans heaved and groaned.

Papyrus' smile disappeared. "Oh dear, both of you want it. Well, let's see... um..."

Sans slammed his fists on the stand. "I'm your brother! Come on!"

Frisk used some quick thinking. They batted their eyes, and stared at Papyrus' arms. "Woah, look at those muscles! You are strong, aren't you?"

Papyrus flushed a bright orange? Then, he rubbed his arm importantly. "Yes, I always take daily exercises-"

"Bro. Please, give it to me." Sans begged, a horrified look on his face.

Frisk clasped their hands together, trying to look bashful. "If you give me that jewel... I will go on a date with you."

Papyrus froze. Then, he turned a even brighter orange, and tossed the jewel to them. "After work we will go on that date, yeah?" Papyrus said, looking eager now.

"Yep-"

"I WILL FREAKING KILL YOU!" Sans jumped on top of them, making them lose their balance and drop the jewel.

"What did I do?" Frisk cried out
angrily, as they felt around for their prize. "My jewel!"

"Sans! Get off my new friend!" Papyrus said, just as outraged.

Frisk twisted around, the cobble digging into their back. The jewel! It was only a few feet in front of them. They reached, but Sans pinned their arms down. The human struggled, but stopped as they heard a strange noise.

Paws padding. Then, a small white dog ran over. Everyone was frozen as they watched the dog sit down on the jewel. Then, get up again, the jewel gone. The dog absorbed the jewel.

Just a fun little thing! Hope you enjoyed!