Funny Shipping Stuff!

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METTASANS
I ship this really hard... heh heh.
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(Sans and Mettaton are sleeping together. Then, Sans wakes up.)

Sans: Heh. I woke up before Mettaton.
Mettaton: (Widows starting up music.)

Sans: What...?

Mettaton: (Wakes up)...

Sans:...

Mettaton: Don't tell a soul.

It was funnier in my head. XD

SANSBY
My sister ships this.

Grillby: I have something to tell you, Sans.

Sans: Yeah?

Grillby: We have kids.

Sans: Wait... WHAT?!?

(Three mini Grillby's run into the room.)

Grillby: Their names are Grillby Jr., Grillby the 2nd, and Grillby the 3rd.

All Mini Grillbys: Hello, daddy.

Sans:...

Grillby: I produce asexually.

Sans:...

Sans: I can name one Sans Jr?

SORIEL
I don't really ship this one, but here you go!

Sans: Your a cutiepie.

Toriel: Hehehehe!

Sans: You really got my goat.

Toriel: Your my cinnamon to my cinnamon butterscotch pie.

Sans:(blushing) Heheheh!

Asgore: And I'm the married goat to your girlfriend.

Sans:...

Toriel:...

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