The Chronicles of UNDERTALE

Funny Shorties!

I don't know. XD Enjoy!

First Story, Get Dunked Oven!

"WHERE IS MY PHONE?!?" Toriel shouted, making Sans wake up from his after lunch nap.

"Huh?" Sans said groggily, moving regretfully off the couch.

Toriel stamped her foot. "MY PHONE! YOU WILL HELP ME FIND IT!!!"

Did you take lessons from Papyrus? Sans thought as he stretched, yawning widely. "Sure, I'll look in the kitchen. Where will ya look?"

Toriel huffed in annoyance to Sans' laziness, but relented. "I'll look outside. I bet the dog took it..." She muttered the last part, and walk off.

Sans did a victory fist pump and ran to the kitchen. He could go and grab a quick snack before going back to sleep...

Wait...

Frisk smiled at him, a smile way too wide for there face. Sans felt his eye flare blue.

"I stole mother's phone." She giggled, as if it was the silliest thing in the world. "I put it in the oven because it looks funny when it burns."

I'm sorry. XD But it's not over yet!

Next Story, Prank Call Gone Wrong!

Papyrus "nyeh heh heh"ed to himself as he dialed the number. Undyne was gone, and Sans was right next to him, ready to hear the phone call. This was Papyrus' first prank call, and he couldn't believe how excited he was.

"It's ringing! It's ringing!" Papyrus exclaimed eagerly.

"I know, I know. " But Sans seemed excited as well.

"Hello?"

Papyrus shouted to the phone. "Hey, Alphys! I need help with a..." Papyrus tried to keep his voice hot and sexy. "Puzzle." He gave a audible wink.

"PAPYRUS I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT-"

"UNDYNE?!?" Sans screeched laughter as Papyrus tried to speak.

"What are you doing at Alphys' house?"

"THAT DOESN'T MATTER, I'M COMING OVER THERE TO KICK YOUR BUTT-"

Sans pressed the "hand up" button. "That was good for your first time." Sans snorted.

"And it will be my last." Papyrus groaned.

Heh heh heh! Alright, last one!

How Monster Kid Lost His Arms, Orgin of Flowey, and Many More!

One day, a monster kid with arms was traveling the Underground, with a some gold in his hands. His mother told him to trade the gold for some food at Gerson's store. However, the child got lost and ended up in Temmie Village.

He stopped by, after much encouraging, to the Tem Shop. He saw the Temmie Flakes, and asked if they were for sale and edible.

"YaYa!"

That convinced him, so he brought all he could with the money he had. When he came home, however, his mother was less than pleased

"WE CAN'T EAT THIS JUNK, WE WILL GET SICK!"

So she threw them out the window. Overnight, the grew into a large flower.

Monster Kid started to climb the flower (Because he can) and when he reached the top, their was a flower there.

"You are a idiot for climbing up here. Undyne will kill you." The flower frowned at him. "The writer of this is stupid too."

Monster Kid was curious do he ignored the flower. Then, he saw a shiny jewel on a pretty pedestal.

He grabbed it, wanting to show his mom, and to show her he was sorry for trusting Temmies. However, before he could go far...

"PUNK! YOU GIVE THAT BACK-"

You can guess what happens next. :)

So, what did you guys learn? I learned to never trust Temmies, leave prank calling to Sans, never set Frisk next to open flame, and that I'm Undertale trash. ;)