Sports in the Parker - Yes, I'm a girl who plays sport

No mum, that's not how it works.

I didn't move.

I valued my life way to much.

Coach went over there and tried to sort it out, but they just kept fighting and I could tell it was going to end badly for the team.

No one upsets Coach.

Or he upsets you.

It took seventeen minuets for them to break it up - and coach was more than ready to kill.

The boys all came over to me and sat on the bench. I could tell Sam had a broken nose and Drake had done his knuckles in. The rest of the boys were sitting there clutching various parts of their body - if you know what I mean.

Coach stormed over - yes, stormed - and he was fuming.

"Get your asses in the boys changing room before I fucking kill you." He hissed.

It really wasn't the time to start arguing with him.

We walked over the field and looked at each other.

Then we laughed because it was fucking hilarious.

"That was the best after match fight I've ever seen." Said Tommy, deadly serious.

"I do try." I replied, nodding my head.

"You do realise we slaughtered them?" Said Becket.

"I thought you'd do nothing less."

We all filed into the changing room and sat on the benches that were round the edge.

And cue the coach ready to kill.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" He shouted.

"Well," I said "You see coach-"

"Shut the fuck up Parker before I fucking hang you."

Yes, our coach has a tendency to revert to violence.

"You do know that seven of them have broken noses?" He asked.

"we'll no," I said "I hadn't realised. That was no mean feat. I personally wish to congratulate you all on a job well done."

"shut the fuck up Parker!" He hissed "How I haven't killed you yet."

"We all know you love me really coach."

"You're not gonna love me after this." He replied tersely "As soon as they leave, we're gonna do conditioning. For an hour. Then anyone who hasn't got a broken bone is gonna do it for another two hours. And finally, whoever started it is gonna do it for one more hour - if they own up. If they don't, we'll carry on until they do. I've got all night."

Four hours...

Four long hours...

"It was me Coach." I said "I started it."

"Really Parker?" He said, sinking into his chair.

"But hey," I started "In my defence they did-"

"What?" He interrupted "What could they have possibly done that could warrant an escapade like that?"

"They insulted me."

"everyone insults you Parker, I'd think you were used to it." He said with a sigh. I knew exactly what he was thinking.

"If they didn't insult me, this wouldn't happen every five minuets!" I exclaimed "Why the hell else do I get into trouble?"

"Speeding." Becket coughed, loud enough for me and Matt to make out, and probably the rest of the team to, but not coach.