Bane of my Existence

Sorry Babe

  "Hey Izzy are you busy?" I asked as I walked into her room. She was indeed not there.

"She went to Idris with Robert for something." Clary said as she walked through the door.

"Are you busy?" I asked her.

"Not really. I can't find Jace though. I wanted to talk to him." She told me.

"Well he's helping Alec assemble some baby stuff at Magnus'. It was their punishment. I was gonna do some shopping if you wanted to come?" I asked her. She looked surprised.

"Really?" she asked. I nodded.

"I think it's time we got to know each other." I told her. She smiled at me.

"Just give me a minute." She told me. I grabbed my bag and my keys.

"Perfect." I told her as she left. I waited outside the door for Clary and then we headed out.

"We should do a girls night tonight. Just the three of us with movies, food and facials." I told Clary.

"That'd be amazing." She said before flashing me a smile.

"Oh and here you go. I snagged this off Jace this morning." I said before rummaging through my wallet for Jace's credit card.

"I couldn't. He'd be even madder at me." She said.

"No Clary you deserve this. You can get whatever clothing, bags, products you want." I told her. She gave me a thankful smile.

"Now let's shop till we drop!" I told her as we got out of the car.

I got the cutest longchamp weekender in pink. I got a whole bunch of face masks and a couple of new handbags and two pairs of shoes. Clary went hog wild. She bought more than I thought she would but I was proud she did. She deserved it. I picked up a bag and a necklace for Izzy.

"Do you wanna get lunch? I know this place cause Brooklyn Grange. It's a rooftop farm with amazing views of the city." Clary suggested.

"Totally. That sounds to die for. Just give me directions."

I got to actually know Clary and I realized why Simon was so fond of her. She was actually really nice.

"So what do you and the boys have planned?" Clary asked over lunch.

"We're buying a house outside of the city. It's actually the perfect house. We're closing in a week and then another week to move in and renovate but other than that it's perfect." I exclaimed.

"Aw congrats you guys!"

"Do you want to see it?" I asked her.

"Sure!"

We spent the half an hour it took to get to the house. You could see the elegance of the other houses as we arrived into the neighborhood.

"This place is beautiful." Clary said as she watched her surroundings.

"Thank you. It seems like a really amazing place to raise a child. A lot of the other neighbors have small children too." I told her.

We drove up to the house and I unlocked the gate.

"Holy crap. Your house is huge." She told me as we got out of the car.

"You should see the backyard. It's amazing." I told her as I locked my car. I used the key the realtor gave us as I unlocked.

"As you can see, it's very bare. The workers will be painting sometime this week I think and then we move all the furniture in."

We ventured around the house for a little bit when Clary got a call. I went and checked out the pool house to make sure it was in good shape.

"Hey Vale, what's the thing with the big bow in your garage?" Clary asked from the outside of the garage.

"Huh?" I asked her as I got up and went over to my garage.

"Yeah right there." She pointed out. Indeed in my dark garage there was a red bow. I unlocked the garage and turned on the light.
"What the heck?" I said as a car came into view.

"Surprise!" Alec said from the side of me. I looked at him weirdly.

"You bought me hell cat with gold rims?" I clarified. He nodded. I jumped into his arms and kissed his cheeks.

"It matches my SUV!" I said as I inspected the matte white paint job. It was beautiful.

"But that's not it." Magnus said. When did he get there?

The garage door flew up and a jeep sahara and a Toyota tundra came into view. Both were Matte White. They were parked next to my suv.

"holy shit." Jace said from the corner.

"Why do people keep popping up?" I asked holding my chest.

"The trucks's yours Alexander." Magnus told alec. He looked shocked.

"What?" Alec asked. Magnus hugged his fiancé.

"You deserve it baby." He said as they kissed. He really did.

"Your gonna need a bigger garage." Jace commented. Magnus snapped his fingers and there it was.

"Bruh." Jace said before giving up. I rolled my eyes before locking the house, grabbing my keys and my bags.

"Who wants to grab some dope food. I'm starving." I said as I snugged into Alec's side while holding Magnus' hand.

"I'm down!" Jace said as he headed back to Alec's truck.

"Clary, grace me with your presence?" Magnus asked. She laughed before sauntering into the range rover. I parked my Rover in the garage and decided to take my coupe.

"I'm inviting Simon and Raphael." Izzy said as she got in the front seat. I kissed my fiancés and headed into my brand new car. I hugged the steering wheel and turned on my baby.

"Omg I'm in love." I said as I hooked up my phone to the blur tooth. I followed Magnus' range rover out of the driveway.

We got to the burger joint and all I could smell was beautiful deliciousness.

"Babe can I have your hoodie?" I asked Alec as I cuddled into his side. He rolled his eyes.

"But I'm cold." He grumbled. I slung my hands around his waste low.

"Ally please!" I grumbled into his neck.

"Fine." He said as he gave me his hoodie. I smiled and slipped it on.

I walked back over to where Magnus and Izzy were talking and slipped my hand into my fiancés.

"Table for 6?" a waiter asked.

"8 please" Magnus clarified. The waiter nodded and took us to our table.

Raphe and Simon joined us moments later and we ordered.

"Can I get a monster burger and a side of jumbo cheese fries?" I asked as I ordered. Everyone looked at me.

"Leave me alone I'm pregnant." I told them as I buried my face in izzy's shoulder.

"You know I read that pregnant women are three things. Happy, Hungry and Horny." The waiter said before he left. Everyone started laughing at my red face.

"He got the last one right." I said as I slipped my hands into Magnus and alec's laps.

Alec glared at me while Magnus kissed my head.

Dinner went amazing actually. Everyone was talking and having a good time.

"We still on for the girls night?" Izzy asked Clary and I.

"Can we join?" Simon asked. Raphe glared at him.

"Of course!" I grinned at the two vampires.

"What I want to join! I love a good facial and a rom com!" Magnus asked wrapping an arm around me.

"Alec?" Izzy asked.

"Jace?" Clary asked.

"We'll be drinking beers." Jace clarified. We all shouted in glee.

"Simon your with the girls. Everyone else meet us at Magnus'!" I said as we headed out of the restaurant.

"I'll see you guys at the penthouse. Love you!" I told Malec as I gave them kisses.

"Be safe baby!" Magnus said as I got into my car.

We went to the nearest Sephora and went hog wild for this girls night. I think we got 5 different face masks, toners, moisturizers, brushes, a clarisonic, a 24kt gold face mask a 5 Tom Ford facial gift sets for the boys.

We went next door to Nordstrom and ordered matching pajamas.

"We're gonna be so cute!" I gushed.

"If only the two of yours weren't in black!" I grumbled as we went to pay for them.

"The dark color grows on you." Simon said. I frowned.

"Fun." I mumbled.

We headed back to the penthouse and immediately I moved the furniture around. I put a small table for snacks, I made the couch huge, I set up an area for facials and everything.

"You can't run away now!" Simon remarked as we went back into Magnus' room. All the girls changed into our pajamas and I let the girls have their pick of lululemon head bands.

"Ok there's 4 of us and four of them. Izzy do you want to do Alec?" I asked her. She nodded no.

"I'll do Jace. Clary can do Magnus, You can do Alec and Simon can do rapahel." Izzy suggested. That sounded good.

"Okay girls, here are your headbands, your brushes and your face masks. I'll restrain alec and Jace. Let's go!" I said as we marched into the living room. Everyone was looking up at us.

"What are you up to?" Alec asked from their watching some car show. I snapped my fingers and Alec and Jace were magically restrained.

"Um what?" Jace asked as he struggled.

"Roll out!" Clary yelled as we neared the couch. We all approached our targets and prepared to lather their faces.

"Vale no!" Alec said as I neared him. He had a fearful look on his face.

"Babe calm down. Your gonna have the nicest skin." I told him as I tried to coax him into it. I asked him to sit down on the floor while I sat on the couch with his head between my legs.

"That's a familiar position for you isn't it Alec?" Jace snickered. Izzy pinched his jugular.

"Yes it is." Magnus remarked. Everyone laughed.

"I'm not wearing the stupid headband." Alec grumbled.

"Stop being such a baby." It told him as I kissed his forehead.

I lathered my babies face with a face mask while cracking small jokes and watching Netflix.

"Now just leave them on for an hour and you'll have the softest skin." Simon said as the boys were aloud to be on the couch. Clary, Izzy, Simon and I put on our own masks before making ourselves comfortable on the couch. My head was in Magnus' map with my feet in Izzy's.

"See this is fun." Izzy remarked. I nodded.

"Sure." Alec said as he and jace chugged down beers. Ugh it was only 10:30.

"Vale is my face supposed to feel tingly?" Jace asked. I rolled my eyes.

"Your imagining it you baby." Clary said as she threw a pillow at him.

My stomach growled at about 12:30 so I puffed up a quesadilla. I cozied around the penthouse and almost everyone was sleeping. Only Magnus and Simon were watching the movie now. I snuggled into Magnus' lap and shared my quesadilla.

"Want to go to bed?" Magnus asked with his mouth full. I gave him a look before putting my hand over his mouth.

"Chew" I said slowly as to a child. He rolled his eyes before swallowing.

"Now, would you like to go to bed?" Magnus asked again. I shook my head 'no'.

"I actually want to go bowling." I told him. He looked at me like I had two heads.

"Right. Insomnia." He said as things clicked.

"So can we? Everyone?" I asked with puppy dog eyes. He smiled down at me.

"If you can get Alec to agree to it sure!" he said cheerfully. I smiled and kissed before moving to straddle Alec's sleeping lap.

"babe!" I said as I tried to get his attention.


"Ally!" I said again as I slapped his cheeks lightly. He shot his head up and hit mine in the process.

"Oh shit sorry babe!"