Bane of my Existence

Charges

  "Mom don't forget about my awards assembly today." Teddy said as he walked into the kitchen. I wasn't even dressed and I completely forgot about his assembly. From the frazzled look on my face he could tell I forgot.

"You forgot didn't you?" he asked. I tried to recover.

"Of course not. I definitely remembered and I'm so proud of you. That is why I'm letting you take my Maserati today" I recovered as I tossed him my keys.

"I know you forgot but I'll take the chance to take your car!" he yelled as he grabbed the keys.

"Wait aren't you gonna grab breakfast?" I asked as he was almost out the door.

"I'll grab something after I pick up Luke!" he yelled as he ran to my car. I heard the car speed out of the drive way and I immediately rolled my eyes and regretted my decision. I ran up the stairs to wake Mag and Alec.

"Wake up Babes!" I yelled as I jumped between them.

"What?" Alec mumbled into my chest.

"Today's Teddy's awards assembly!" I yelled as I shook the two of them.

"Yeah it's at 10" Mag remembered.

"It's 7!"

"Okay who needs to work today?" I asked.

"I have a mission at 9 but I'll be there at like 10:30" Alec mumbled as he went back to sleep.

"Ok Alec down. Mag?" I asked hopefully.

"I've got an appointment at 11 so I might leave early. Are jake and Lucifer coming?" Mag said. I made a face and grabbed my phone.

"This is the devil how can I help you?" Lucifer answered.

"Hey Luci. Teddy's awards assembly is at 10 today, did either you or Jake remember?" I asked as I walked through my closet.

"Oh Jake's already on his way. He was at some Clave thing in Florida, but he's on the flight back. I unfortunately have been tasked with babysitting." He mumbled.

"Who would trust you with their child?"

"Chloe. She has a case and she had me watch her dear offspring Trixie."

"Cop Chlor aka Hot Tub High School Chloe?" I clarified.

"Well yes. I'm feeding her cake and trying to make sure she dosen't ruin my life." He said dramatically.

"Can you get her dressed? She'll come with."

"I have to get the monster dressed?"

"Is M with you?" I asked with a groan.

"No she's back in LA. Valentina come help me. She's awakened." He said dramatically with slight fear in his voice.

"I'll head over around 8:30, but know that you are buying us breakfast." I warned.

"I'll take that over getting the monster dressed. Hurry love." He said as he hung up.

"someone actually trusted the devil with a child?" Alec clarified as he sat up.

"She's a mundane who dosen't know he is the devil."

"That explains a lot."

Getting Cas dressed was the easy part. Getting Alec out of bed was the hard part. He demanded constant cuddles and kisses. He was overly attached today and Not even Magnus could get him out of bed.

"Alec Gideon Lightwood, for the love of God, get up and get dressed! You have to meet Jace in an hour!" I grumbled as I tugged on his arm. I was trying to get dressed myself so I was just wearing undergarments.

"Your growing nicely my dear." He said as he finally stood up. He got down on his knees and hugged my growing stomach.

"your like a cat." Magnus mumbled as he joined his fiancé on his knees nuzzling my stomach.

I ran my hands through their hair as I stood there. Alec purred when I ran my hand down his neck.

"he's literally a cat." I mumbled.

I pried both off of me as I slipped into this high wasted Duchess Oragami Ruffle Gown Skirt with a white long sleeve croptop that was wide necked with a ring around the neck. I grabbed a bright red YSL clutch with pure white louboutins.

"Can you put my shoes on?" I asked Alec as he was getting dressed himself. He didn't have a shirt on so while he was hunched over I traced his runes and watched him shutter.

He slowly came up until he trapped me between his arms and his face was at the same height as me. Suddenly he swooped up and gave me a big kiss that it knocked my flat onto my back on the bed. I tangled my hands into his hair and pulled him down to my level.

"Your awfully intimate this morning." I mumbled against his lips.

"What can I say? My fiance's smoking hot." He mumbled back as he kissed all over my face. My mouth erupted in giggles as he peppered kisses everywhere.

"I have to run to the store and grabbed a set of clothes for Lucifers charge." I mumbled as he pushed him onto the other side of me.

"Boo." He comented as he followed me out of the door and into the living room. Magnus was gathering his materials for work and Cas was catching a cat.

"We have a cat?" Alec asked all confused like.

"That's Chairman Meow." Mag said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. I nodded before grabbing Cas and my keys. I went into my darling Mercedes Benz G wagon G500 4x4. It's honestly this giant car that I don't regret getting at all. It's like 8 feet tall so I usually need help to get into it. It's about the same height as alec's truck so it's fun to get into. I stepped onto the rails and set Cas into his carseat. I then proceeded to jump into the front seat. I slipped on my glasses and headed to the nearest boutique for this Trixie.

I ran in and got a burberry check dress with a black pea coat and some sandals and hurried to Jakes. I handed the valet my keys and grabbed Cas as we sauntered up to the penthouse.

"Luci?" I screamed as we got into the living room. I set Cas with his ipad on the couch and surveyed the room for Lucifer. I found a little girl eating chocolate cake on the counter.

"You must be Beatrice." I said as I sat down across from her.

"Hi" she said with a mouthful of chocolate cake. I slowly slid it away from her when something beside her started ringing.

"You gonna get that?" I asked her. She shook her head and handed me the ipad. The caller said Daddy so I figured it was her father. I slid the accept button and Trixies father appeared on my screen.

"Hello" I said as I smiled into the camera.

"Hello. Who are you?" he asked.

"I'm Valentina. I'm a friend of Lucifers." I introduced. He seemed quite friendly.

"I'm danny. Trixies dad." He introduced.

"Oh your detective douche bag!" I said as it all clicked.

"You are Lucifers friend.." he trailed off.

"I'm not sleeping with him if that's what your thinking." I said before getting upset and handing Trixie the bag.

...

"You know you look like a douche in your car." Lucifer said as he climbed into my SUV.

"I know. I look like a total twat." I grumbled as I drove off.

We picked up some things from starbucks before heading over to the school. Trixie and Cas were watching a movie so I was free to talk to Luci.

"So how's the whole taking care of a child thing?" I asked him as I peered through the rear view window at Trixie.

"Like it's hard?"

"Luci you can't touch her because children disguist you."

"In my defense, I was nice to Teddy." He said with his hands up. As we pulled into the school, the entire parking lot was full so I parked in a handicapped stall.

"I know sometimes your not right in the head, but your not handicapped." Luci said. I rolled my eyes and grabbed a handicap placard from the glove department.

"Pregnancy perks you asshole." I yelled at him. Mag was standing in the front of the car as we got out.

I hopped down and went to hug Mag.

"Hey baby." He said as he slung an arm arund me.

"Hey baby. This is Lucifer Morningstar." I introduced Luci as I grabbed Trixie and Cas. Cas cuddled into Mag once he was out.

"Hello my boy" Luci said as he pulled Magnus and Cas into a hug. Mag awkwardly hugged back before I interrupted and made everyone go into the assembly hall. Izzy was sitting and saving seats in the front for us. I gave her a hug and took a seat next to my Parabatai.

"Your early!" I commented.

"I didn't have a choice. Alec made me leave early." She grumbled.

Teddy came and said hi to us before joining his classmates.

"He better not have scratched my car." I grumbled. Luci rolled his eyes and took a seat with Trixie on his lap.

The principle started with formal introductions and started announcing awardees alphabetically.
Jake slipped in and sat next to me as Alec slipped in right after him.

"Next is Theodore Daniel Jacob Nightsbane-Riley who is being inducted into the National Honor Society this weekend." The principle announced. I cheered as well as the rest of the family for Teddy.

After the assembly, we congratulated Teddy.

"Did you scratch my car?" I asked him jokingly.

"Nope!" Teddy said with a grin. I hugged my baby.

"I'm so proud of you Teddy. You worked so hard." I whispered in his ear.

"I did this for you mom. This was just me and you for the longest time and you never gave up on me. I couldn't have done this without you mom." He said with tears in his eyes. I started crying and embraced my little boy.

"I love you Teddy." I told him.

"I love you too mom."

We ended up taking a million pictures before Jake asked us all outside.

"I have a surpise for you Teddy!" he said.

"What now dad?" Teddy laughed.

"Just close your eyes!" Jake said as he ran around the side of the building. Izzy covered Teddy's eyes and waited. A large delivery truck pulled up and jake directed the rider. He pulled up along the school and opened the back. Jake assisted the driver and the driver went deeper into the truck. A brand new Audi came rolling out the back of the car.

"You've gotta be kidding me." I grumbled as I joined jake off to the side. The delivery guy parked the car, Tossed Jake the keys and drove away.

"I'm taking credit for this one too." I told Jake. He laughed and walked up to Teddy.

"Congratulations-"

"Teddy!" I finished. Teddy let go Izzy's arms and came to the car.

"Holy shit mom and dad!" Teddy exclaimed as he walked toward his present. A lot of people flocked over to our display of congratulations.

"Seriously?" Alec graumbled as he and Magnus stood next to me.

"It's from Magnus and Alec too." Jake said. Teddy gave them a quick hug before proceeding to his new car.

"Jake likes to spoil his only son." I said.

"I can see that." Mag grumbled.

"Okay so some people have to head to work, but little man, be home by curfew okay?" I said as I leaned into his window.

"Will do mom. I love you"

"Love you too bugs."