Bane of my Existence

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"Dude your nips are like little swords. You need to get a shirt." Teddy said. Luke threw Mag a t shirt from the gift shop but it was 3 sizes too small and had a unicorn on it.

"Freeze or be teased man."

"Wow so fucking poetic." Magnus shouted. He caught the attention of a older women who reprimanded him for his language.

"I'm sorry Ma'am. He needs to learn his lessons on potty mouths." I told the women with a sad smile. She gave me a look of sympathy before moving through.

"When do I get those lessons on potty mouth?" Mag whispered in my ear.

"Oh god go to Lucifer for those." Alec whispered in his ear with a growl. Mag jumped at the sudden noise and held onto me for support.

"Get off me" I grumbled.

We checked into our vacation rental and everyone grabbed their spaces.

"There are 2 rooms besides mine so you all can dally that up." I told the boys.

"Dude I've got 5 air matresses in my truck" Rhett told Teddy.

"We can build a fort!" Luke shouted. The other 5 boys agreed.

"Oh my god their children." Magnus complained as he put on the heater.

We unpacked and the boys started to work on their blanket fort. Suddenly I got really hungry and needed food. I dashed into the kitchen to find not a single can of food.

"Damn" I withered as I ran back up to my room. I threw on a sweater that said happy camper with a pair of Nike leggings and a nike jacket. I grabbed my wallet and the keys and ran back down to the living room. The boys were still working on their fort while Alec and Mag were watching some TV show.

"I'm going to the store, give me a list of what you guys want to eat." I told the boys. Someone ran to get a piece of paper while I snuggled into my guys.

"anyone want to be a darling and come with me?" I asked my loves and I cuddled in between them.

"Not it." Magnus said. I looked at him like he just stabbed me.

I just stared at him because no words would come out. I pushed him off the couch and cuddled into Alec's chest.

"You'll come with me right baby?" I asked with puppy dog eyes and a small frown. He looked down at me and back at Magnus before I grabbed his chin so he would look at me. I smiled and snuggled into his neck and kisses his throat.

"Please?" I asked as I ran my fingers back and forth on his chest. He sighed before nodding.

"Of course." He told me. I heard a small clap on the other side of the room and one of the boys were clapping.

"Those were some top notch seducing skills v." he said. I smiled, stood up and bowed.

"Thank you. I try my best." I said as I curtsied.

I dragged Alec into Teddy's jeep and hopped up.

"Remember when Jake bought you your first jeep and you took Teddy everywhere?" Alec asked. That was so true. When Jake first got me a jeep and I didn't really have anything to do I used to take teddy around Idris and often around the mundane world.

"I gave that boy the best childhood I could think of. We were never home either." I laughed at the memory. Teddy was basically raised in the back of a jeep.

"If you wanted another one we could get one." Alec hinted as he turned his body towards me.

"You don't think we have enough cars?" I asked him with a laugh. We already had like too many. Somewhere around 6.