Bane of my Existence

That Bitch

I woke up when something pounced on me. It was smaller and furrier? I looked up to find a medium sized dog licking my face.

"What the?" I asked when I sat up. I was sitting on the couch with alec behind me.

"Sorry mom." Teddy said as he grabbed the dog.

"Teddy why is there a dog in my house?" I asked loudly. I told him that they couldn't have pets.

"Lucifer left him at dads house and dad gave him to me." He explained.

"Did you get it food? Is it house trained? Did you get any supplies for it or for when it makes a mess?" I asked him as I raised my voice a bit. He mumbled a no.

"Go get dressed. Your gonna go buy stuff for your dog." I told him as I pointed to the stairs. He made a face but left with the dog. I kissed Alec's head and went up to my room. I took a nice long shower before putting on a pair of nike shorts, a baseball jersey and some yeezy's. I threw my hair into a really messy bun and completely went all natural.

When I got back into the living room Alec was huddled in a blanket that covered everything but his face. He was sitting up watching some TV show.

"You look adorable." I laughed as he cuddled his burrito like form.

"I feel shitty." He grumbled. Magnus suddenly appeared with a bottle of Aleve and a glass of water.

"When did you get in?" I asked him.

"Like 3 hours ago. I passed Teddy going up the stairs with a pet. He told me your making him buy everything for it."

"Yep. I'm also thinking of making him get a job." I told him. He looked at me strangely.

"Why?" he asked. "He has everything he could ever need."

"That's why he needs to learn the value of hard work." I told them as I kissed their cheeks and walked into the kitchen. I threw my hair into a bun and grabbed my car keys.

"Your gonna let the dog into your car?" Alec asked. I stopped and grabbed Alec's keys.

"I'm gonna borrow your truck." I told him. He nodded before cuddling into Mag.

"Take care of the patient okay?" I told him. He nodded and blew me a kiss.

"Love you guys! Let me know if you need anything!" I shouted as I walked out the door. Teddy was sitting in the driveway watching the dog.

"Come on" I told him. He got the dog in the back of the truck and closed the tail gate.

"You have to make sure that the dog dosen't jump out. Your sitting in the back." I told him. He glared at me before jumping in.

"Good boy." I said as I scratched behind his ear. He stared at me like I just insulted him and put in his head phones.

"Drama queen." I called out from the front of the cab.

I drove to Petco belting out lyrics and doing break checks to annoy teddy. I parked and jumped out as Teddy got out.

"Let's check the dog into the grooming center when we grab the stuff." I told him.

We checked the dog into the mini doggy spa and proceeded to grab two carts.

"You've got to get him a collar, a leash, bowls, food, a license, a flea collar, treats, food, a cage.. Teddy are you even listening to me?" I asked with an annoyed expression. He turned back to me because he was looking at some girl. I slapped the back of his head and took him to the isles he needed to be in.