Bane of my Existence

Dad Jokes

"This joke isn't funny." I said with a pout toward Magnus.

"Unfortunately he isn't kidding." Magnus said. I looked wide eyed.

"What? You have a son and didn't say anything?" I screamed. This overwhelming feeling of anger surfaced.

"Baby stop. Your getting too worked up." Alec said as he tried to move toward me.

I just couldn't help it. I would never hurt anyone I loved. So I decided to hurt the one I didn't.

I turned abruptly and used this magic to lift Griffin in the air and hold him by his throat.

"You bitch" he choked out. He tried to use his magic back at me but Magnus intercepted.

"Griffin no!" Magnus yelled at his 'son'. His blue magic was no match for mine. My children gave me power.

"Try me" I challenged as I focused my energy on him. I pictured a portal opening to the city of bones and was about to throw him in when Alec stopped me.

"Vale no. He won't survive the city of bones!" Alec shouted.

"I don't care!" I yelled back. The look on Magnus' face was torn. I didn't like seeing him like this.

I decided to take the high road and used some plastic wrap to wrap him to a pillar in the backyard.

I dropped my magic and headed back up to the room in tears. What came over me? I never meant for that to happen. I buried my head in a pillow and hid under a blanket.

"Baby?" Magnus asked as he walked into the room. I tried to stay still and I hoped he wouldn't see me.

"I can see you, you know?" he asked as he took a seat at the edge of the bed. I poked my head out.

"I can't see your beautiful face." He said reaching for the top of the blanket. I sat up slightly and wiped some tears.

"I apologize for trying to kill your son." I was definitely not sorry.

"It's okay. He has a bad attitude. I'm sorry for not telling you both about him." Mag said rubbing my back.

"Any other secrets?" I asked.

"Just one. Your going to have to come outside for this one though." He told me. I scrunched my face in annoyance but followed my warlock.

At the foot of the living room was Griffin tied to the pool and Alec staring intently at him. He ripped the tape off of him.

"Your bedside manners are abysmal." Griffin spat at Alec. Alec simply rolled his eyes and put the tape back.

"Ok you two. Stand over here and face the wall." Magnus said before running out of the house.

"Oh god what could it be? I don't think I couldn't handle anymore surprises." Alec mumbled into his hands which were covering his face.

"It better not be a pet." I said crossing my arms.

Moments later the damned warlock returned.

"Okay turn around" Magnus said from behind us. I turned around swiftly to see a little boy.

"Um?" I asked.

"This is my grandson." With those words I fainted.

"Vale are you okay?" Alec asked as I opened my eyes.

"It was so weird. I had this dream that you had a son and a grandson." I told Magnus as he inspected my head.

"That wasn't a dream." Alec said slowly as I sat up. A little boy was sitting on a chair and Griffin was still tied up.

"So why are they here?" I asked standing up.

"Grif needs us to take care of Cas." Magnus said slowly.

"Why!" I grumbled.

"Because he's going to Warlock jail." Alec finished. I sighed dramatically and held out my hand. Magnus grasped it.

"Now what I was thinking." I said as I let go and held it out again. I moved my fingers into a come and get me position and Magnus knew what was coming.

"Why?" he grumbled.

"Because this little boy needs a place to sleep tonight. I'll go shopping and you guys go and assemble the playground in the backyard." I said as I grabbed his wallet.

"What playground? We don't have a playground." Mag asked.

"That one." I said zapping one into the backyard.

"Have fun!" I said grabbing Cas and heading upstairs. I changed headed out the door with a freshly dressed Cas in hand. I grabbed one of the strollers and car seats from the twins things and proceeded downstairs.

"Here, put this in my SUV." I said handing the seat to Magnus. He headed out to install it.

"I have one in my truck you can use." Griffin said from the side of me. Unfortunately he was free.

"That one's cashmere." I snuffed.

"Babe I'm gonna come with you okay? Mag and Griffin need to catch up." Alec said appearing beside me.

"Sure! Now I don't have to drive." I said grabbing some bacon avocado toast and a bottle for Cas.

"We'll see you later babe!" I told Mag as he came back in the house.

"Behave you two. I don't want Cas telling me you went and did something crazy." Mag said kissing my head.

"Never." I said grabbing my bag. I shot a look toward Griffin.

"Try not to be here when I get home." I said referring to Griffin.

I took a quick seat at the bar to tie my shoe.

"Thank you." Mag said as he came over and stood in between my open legs.

"He's cute." I said resting my chin on his chest and looking up at him.

"Gross Dad" Griffin said from behind his father. I glared at the warlock and used some magic to push him to the ground.

"She's going to be your new mom." Mag said turning to look at his son.

"Why are you on the floor?" Magnus asked as his son stood up.

"Ask the step monster." He grumbled glaring at me.

Magnus turned his stare back to me and I threw him the puppy dog eyes.

"I didn't do anything baby. But I have some ideas of what we can do." I smirked with a wink.

"Come on!" Griffin shrieked.

I grabbed my fiancé by his neck and pulled him down for a very hot mini make out session.

"I'm out." Griffin yelled exasperated. He walked out the front door.

"Let me walk you to the car?" Mag asked holding out a hand. I gave him a smile before taking his hand and proceeding to the car. Griffin was saying bye to Cas and Alec was on the phone.

"Bye son" I smirked as I grabbed Griffins cheeks. He grimced at me.

"Fuck you" he mumbled.

"Your dad already does."