Bane of my Existence

Your Ass Is Hanging Out

When we woke up the next morning, Teddy was still cuddled into my embrace.

"Wake up bubby!" I whispered as I stroked his head and face.

"Morning mommy." He whined as he lifted his head up.

"Come on babes we've gotta get to the ski resort and then we're heading home tonight. You've got school tomorrow."

"Or I could not go to school." He complained.

"Or you could." I pointed out. I pushed him off the couch and told him to get ready. I tiptoed around the floor littered of boys and clothes and proceeded up the stairs.

Mag and Alec were cuddled together in bed when I opened the door. I crawled in like a child and pushed my way between them.

"Who's snuggling inbetween us?" Magnus mumbled before he opened his eyes.

"ME!" I shouted. Alec flinched at my voice before snuggling into my chest.

"Morning babies." I said as he cuddled them.

"Morning my love." Magnus said as he kissed me.

"Morning. Come on boys, we need to get to the lodge and then home!" I told them.

"I call the shower!" Alec shouted as he bolted up. I cuddled into Magnus' embrace.

"Why are you checking your phone?" I asked him.

"I'm having the bar installed and stocked today."

"Bar?" I questioned.

"Yeah like a full bar on the lower ground level. You know I like to mix drinks."

"You're so much like Lucifer.." I mumbled.

"Excuse me?" he asked as he pulled away and tickled me.

"Ah No Mag!" I shouted. I managed to get away and ran into the bathroom.

"Ah!" Alec shouted from the shower.

"Why are you screaming?" I asked him.

"You surprised me."

"Nothing I haven't seen before." I smirked before moving my head to get a better look.

"I'm not a piece of meat." He complained before opening up the shower door.

"Wanna join?" he asked with a smirk.

"No she will not!" Magnus said as he barged in.

"Cock block!" I shouted as I hopped onto the counter of the sink and began my make up.

"Hey I'm no cock clock! Trust..." he trialed off. Alec stared at him with a weird expression.

"Dude I'm not an object for your using!" he shouted. We both bursted out laughing before alec huffed in exasperation and shut the door.

"Aw we're sorry baby." I told Alec. He gave me side eye before hopping out of the shower and walking to get changed.

"Touchy." Magnus mused.

We continued on packing and loading things into the car.

"Nobody forget anything!" I shouted from the kitchen. We packed up all of their things and loaded everything into the car before I did a double check of the house.

"Okay we're good!" I said as I put the key back in the lock box and locked the gate.

I drove my cadillac along with Luke to the ski lodge because these boys bought so much shit. Teddy had to beg alec to put these boxes of stuff he bought in his truck. His reason was that he bought stuff for the new house. Someone thought it was a good idea to give this boy free run of the game room off the bar and next to his bedroom.