Infinite Ink

Introduction

Hello, dear reader. Welcome to my story. Please, have a drink. Here are some chips and a cushion. Comfortable? Good. Let's get to know each other. I'll give you the main points about myself.

1. I'm digitally efficient. I'm up to date on my Whatsapp messages like nobody else. OK, so maybe that's not the best definition of being efficient on a digital level, but in the analog world, I am quite slow in comparison. You should see me chopping onions for curry with Mama trying to speed me up in the background. In fact, you will see me doing that within the next few chapters. It is an inevitable part of my life.

2. I am a lean mean typing machine. I am fast on the keyboard and I love that my typing speed keeps up with the speed of my thoughts.

3. I'm a snacker. This is not kind to my waistline. However, in my mind, I am still the lean mean typing machine. The typing machine part is true. Sometimes I am mean, but I am no longer lean.

4. I made my personal mission statement after reading The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Teenagers ten years ago. Yes, that's the kind of person I am. You have my full permission to abandon reading this story right now.

5. What, you're still reading? Why don't you give me a "main points intro" of yourself in the comments, then meet me in the next chapter!