*Me prank calling on a local payphone*
Me: Hello
Random guy: Heeyy this is Gary, right?
Me: (giggling) Yeah
Random guy: I'm sure you've taken care of that guy, right? Just make sure the cops don't discover the body though. Drop by my place later and pick up your pay. I got another job for you
Me: ..............
Random guy: Hello, Gary are you there?
Me: *Hang up*
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*Running away*
