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*Me at school*

Teacher: *female*As your names are called, please come to my desk with your biology homework for assessment.......... Paul Harvey

Me: *walking over to teacher empty handed*

Teacher: *sigh*Where's your homework this time?

Me: A mouse stole it and ate it

*class bursts into laughter*

Teacher: I can't take anymore of your nonsense..... I mean it's just like that time you said a koala ate your project on eucalyptus

Me: I mean it this time...... you won't believe it but there's a conspiracy between my cat and that mouse

*class laughs even harder*

Teacher: That is it, TWO WEEKS DETENTION!!!!

Me: WHAT!!!

Teacher: Next!! Jessica Nett

*I grumble back to my seat*

Me: They think I'm crazy.... but I'll show them...

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Hey guys....... :P

I just wanted you to know that I am stopping at 70 and have big plans for the final 10 .....

Thanks for coming this far with me, I really appreciate it

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