Thanks so far for the votes, views and comments...... I really appreciate you guys alot
bonus joke.....
*Me sneaking around the empty biology lab*
Me: C'mon, C'mon...... Where is it?.......... AHA!
*I found the jar full of bullet ants*
Me: *grinning from ear to ear*
*I sneak outside and watch as the principal is about to enter his car, he stops suddenly and starts grunting, clutching his stomach and runs for tha potty*
Me: hehe... Good thing I put laxatives in his afternoon coffee, what luck...
*I quickly rush to the open car door, release the bullet ants into the front seat and shut the door*
Me: HAHAHAAA...... sweet revenge
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*earlier this morning*
*Me in the hallway*
Me: Okay, I've made up my mind..... No pranks today.....
Principal: *eating a banana and throws the peel at the trashcan, missing it by that much*
Me: I'm done..... I vow from henceforth to be a normal teenage boy..... Yeah, I can do that...... I'm normal, I'm normal, I'm........
*The banana peel takes my left foot off the ground and forces me to take almost a full back flip before I landed on the floor in a ridiculous position*
*Everyone in the hallway, principal included laughed at me*
Me:..............
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*Now*
Me: All that's left is the student body....
*Me sneaking to the front entrance of school and lining it with banana peels I painted white during art class to blend into the tiles and some bottles of liquid soap I found in the janitor's closet.....
Me: *scowling* I'll show them, I'll show them all the terrifying power of pranks..... MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!......
*Me standing near the fire alarm*
Me: hehehe...... but you know at times like this I wonder where the janitor or hall monitor is..... Oh well, just makes thing easier...
*I smash it and it goes off*
Teacher: everyone run out the front entrance!!
*All the students stampede there only to 'fall' into my trap*
Me: have a nice landing...... NOT!
*Everyone slips and falls down at the entrance, some even slide into the parking lot*
Me: *snickering* hehehehe.......
*principal comes out of the bathroom smiling victoriously and walks towards the entrance only to meet his down'fall'*
Principal: Whoaaaaaaa....... Oof!
*he hits the dirt hard*
Me: ooooooohhhhhh......
*Then he holds his stomach again*
Principal: ERG.... I HAVE TO SEE A DOCTOR.....
*He gets into his car*
Me: *walking casually out the entrance and slipping on purpose to keep the heat off me* Hey, why are you guys on the WHOOOOAAAAAA!!!!!
*I slip into a tree that gives me a nutshot*
Me: *in pain* AAAHHH!!
*stung like the Dickens but was worth it*
Principal: *screaming in his car* HEEELLLPPP!!!! AARGGHHH!!!
Me: angel face activate.......0:)....
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If only I could pull this off in reality...
