- Another 2 am call-
* My new phone ringing *
Me: WHO ARE YOU!!!?? WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!???
*a tiny, shy voice*
Sarah: I-I-I-I just w-wanted to wish you a happy birthday, I'm sorry f-for calling so early
Me: No wait
*she hangs up*
Me: *face palming* UGHHH, I'm such a jerk!
