*Me at home*
Dad: Son, on graduating from high school.... Here's this new i-phone 6S
*hands over the phone*
Me: *jaw dropped* NO WAY!!! THANKS DAD YOU'RE THE BEST!!!!!
*Two weeks later*
*My phone was ringing, but it was in my room*
*Me in the living room with cat*
Cat: *hears the ringtone, jumps to it's feet and dashes to my room*
Me: huh?.....
*cat comes back out with my i-phone in it's jaw.... luckily it came with a case*
Me: Wow! You're finally obedient......come here girl.......
*cat walks past me and drops i-phone in milk filled saucer*
Me:...........
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That evening.....
Mom: Paul, where's Faith, I haven't seen her since I got back.......
Me:.........
Mom: Paul, where is she?
Me:...........
Mom: Paul??
Me:.............
Mom: PAUL!!!
Me:..................
