*Graduation*
*Giving out Honors*
Principal: Overall Best student in Mathematics through out the entire High school session....... Master Paul Harvey
*Everyone rises in a thunderous standing ovation*
*I gallantly step up to receive my prize*
*Later*
Mom: Oh my goodness, I never knew you were that smart......
Me: I always study hard and ace all my tests, why should you be surprised?
*A prestigious organization steps in*
Representative: Are you Master Harvey
Me: Yes I am
Representative: We just want to acknowledge your achievements in your institution of learning and bestow on you the sum of $15000000000000
Me: Thank you sir
*I collect the cheque and instantly order for a gigantic mansion for my Mom*
*Mom in the swimming pool*
Mom: Oh Paul, you shouldn't have...
*A limo rolls in through the gates and the paparazzi show up*
Reporter: How does it feel to be the mother of the smartest boy on earth
Mom: Well, as you can see......
*she motions to the water*
It feels great
*Reporters yell inaudibly and cameras flash*
Me: MOM!!!!
*Back to reality*
What are you doing? You've been smiling like that for thirty minutes
*Mom can't believe herself*
Me: Anyway, I need the wifi password, Ryan is coming over today to help me through an online RPG and I need internet now!
Mom: Shouldn't you be reading.....
Me: I read so hard for yesterday's test that I got a D minus, Mom, a D minus! I did surprisingly well and deserve a break
*Mom sighs*
Mom: 05823
Me: Thanks
*running upstairs*
Mom: Too good to be true
