*Me and my dog*
Me: Sit boy
*dog sits*
Me: roll over
*dog rolls over*
Me: Good boy
.
.
.
.
*My dog sadly passes away and I get a cat*
Me: Come on, kitty..... sit..... come on you can do it
*Cat stares at me*
.
.
.
*walks over to the curtains and starts ripping it*
Me: ⊙_⊙ MY CURTAINS!!!
