*Two men are in the woods hunting*
Guy 1: Hey did you see that?
Guy 2: See what?
Guy 1: That bald eagle just caught a snake!
Guy 2: No, I didn't see it
*An hour later*
Guy 1: Whoa! Did you see that?
Guy 2: *slightly irritated* See what?
Guy 1: That flying squirrel!!
Guy 2: No, I didn't see it
*2 hours later*
Guy 1: Hey, don't tell me you didn't see THAT!!!
Guy 2:*very annoyed* Yes I did, I saw it!!!
Guy 1: Then why did you step in it?
