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-At 3am-

Me: *staring at the ceiling*

*phone rings*

Me: Hello, Sarah, I'm so sorry for yelling, I thought......

Stranger: *panting* Hello, whoever this is please *panting* I need help *panting* I'm being chased by a crazy murderer, please, *crying* HELP MEEEEEE!!!!! *hang up*

Me:.....................whoa, uhhhhhh, what do I do, this is bad......... Wait,no it isn't, someone is in danger and I must help him

*Dress up in a pair of dark, sleek jeans, a black T shirt , a black hoodie,and black sneakers, not forgetting to carry some equipment in my bag, a torch, some rope, a knife, some duct tape, some fireworks, matches, and a mallet.... *

Me: It's all standard, really

Me: *trying to mimic a superhero* It's time for some heroics

*how lame*

*pulling up my hoodie and jumping out the window, I land swiftly and, surprisingly, quietly on my feet*

Wow, I'm really good at this

*I open the garage and get on my bike, riding as fast as I can...

Me: Note to self: Invent super powers when you grow up

..... Then it hit me just as hard as I hit the brakes*

I have no idea where I'm going

*I then notice a reddish dot on the sidewalk*

Me: Whoa, is that.....

*spine chilling scream ahead*

Me: Oh no......

*peddling faster in that direction*

*After 10 minutes, I hear groaning from a dark alley, and voices*

Stranger: Please, whoever sent you, whatever they want, I don't know anything, I'm a nobody

*A scratchy, deep voice replies*

Murderer: I just want your heart, as simple as that....

* I head down, cautiously, towards the voices and see two shadows,one on the floor and one standing in front holding something, pointed and shiny*

Me: No way.......

*Murderer walks toward stranger laughing like a maniac*

Murderer: In a sing song voice "You're gonna die today"

Stranger: Nooooo!!!!

*This is it*

*Without any plan I just jump out of hiding*

*What a mistake*

Me: yelling HEY!!

*Murderer turns round with a disgusted look*

Murderer: Oh it's just a kid

Me: Yeah? Well this kid is going to help someone in need.............by sending you to the deepest part of HELL

Murderer: *sigh* You watch too many cartoons, boy

Stranger: What are you doing here!!?......RUN AWAY!!!

Me: But you called me saying you needed help

Stranger: I called you

*Stranger looking disappointed*

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