*My dad driving me somewhere important at 120 km/hr*
Dad: Can't this car go any faster...
Me: *whispers* .....though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for thou art with me......
*My mom driving me somewhere important at 10 km/hr*
Mom: This car is moving way too fast...... slow down
Me: MOM!!!! THAT'S THE BRAKE PEDAL FOR GOD'S SAKE, I'M LATE!!!!
