*Me at my neighbors house babysitting*
*The five year old girl walks over to me*
Olivia: Hey mister
Me: Hi
Olivia: I wanna show you something mom taught me
Me: Well.... let's see it
Olivia: You have to be on your feet
Me:........Okay......* standing up*
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So what is it?
Olivia: Mom says every guy has a weak spot and if you punch him there, he'll start screaming like a girl
*giggling*
Me: huh?.....
Olivia: Just like this.....
*She gives me a nutter so hard I immediately fall on the floor and start crying*
Me : T–T.......
Olivia: Did it hurt? :/
* I cry even louder*
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That's a day I will never forget.....
That nutshot had me limping for three weeks....
