- Another 2 am call-
Annoying retarded person: Hey are you awake?
Me: *fake snore into the phone*
Annoying retarded person: Hello
Me: *snoring even louder*
Annoying retarded person: Helloooo
Me: *snoring even LOUDER* *Hang up*
Annoying retarded person: *calling back*
Me: *switch off my phone* Mwahaha
