*How to get on TV*
*Tools*
1) A boy/girl scout uniform
2)A hand held stop sign
3) An elderly person
*Steps*
1) Find a busy street with a zebra crossing (let's say at 4pm)
2) Bring along an elderly person, also wear your scout uniform
3) Raise your stop sign and wait
4) After all the cars have stopped, walk the elderly person down the street Slooowwwlyyy
5) Take your time.......
6) No rush.......
7) Just walk him/her slowly down the road....
8) When you hear the first car horn move slower
9) When you hear the next one move even slowerrr
10) When most of the horns start blaring and the drivers are yelling move eeeevvveeeennn sslloowweerr
11) The police must have arrived by now, if they start asking questions, ask them how many times as a police officer have they helped an elderly person cross the street, that ought to keep them quiet, if they still insist give them a menacing glare with silence,and continue your "job"
12) Now you should be halfway across the crossing.... Seriously, take your time....
13) It should be 6pm by now......
14) The local news crew should be here now......
15) Now you should be a little way from the other side....
16) Take your time and 15 more minutes and quickly dash to the other side with the old person(whose probably close to death)
17) You should probably be known throughout the city.....remember to drop of the old lady/man at an elderly care centre (of course he/she was in on it from the beginning )
18) Get home and turn on the TV to the local news at 7pm and see how good you look on TV!
19)If you want to be known throughout the world make sure you walk SSSSLLLLOOOOWWWLLYY down the crossing .....until the CNN crew arrives then follow steps 15-18...
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Sorry drivers, you aren't leaving anytime soon........ MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
#menace 2 society
