*Me at a carwash*
Me: Hey can you take car of my car, she's really delicate
Carwash dude: Don't worry about it, if it's me it's in safe hands. She's a beauty
Me: Pls take good care of her
* I head off to the supermarket opposite it on headphones*
*2 hours later*
* I step out of the supermarket only to see a flaming carwash surrounded by police and firetrucks*
Me: 0______0 NO WAY.......
*running*
* I ask a fireman*
Me: DUDE!!!! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME HAPPENED!!!
Fire guy: õ_____o I'm sorry, you are?
Me: The guy who owned that convertible over there
*pointing to a pile of ashes*
Me: My car!!!
Fire guy: oh that belonged to you?
Me: Nooooo, it belongs to my goldfish!!!
Fire guy: Well, according to eyewitnesses, they say they saw a member of the carwash staff trying to drive your car, unfortunately, he didn't know how to drive, so putting his foot on the accelerating pedal fully and quickly switching into drive, he rammed into a nearby tanker causing an enormous explosion.......you didn't hear it?
Me: No, I was on headphones........
Fire guy: Oh well...... *walks off*
Me: *Pass out*
