* Normal person returning from school*
*runs with school bag to the kitchen to greet mom*
Normal dude: Hey Mom, I'm home!!
*bear hugs mom*
Mom: How was school today?
Normal dude: School was great!!!
*Me coming from school*
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*walks like a zombie into the house*
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*drops school bag at the front door*
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*leaves front door open*
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*walks into the kitchen, past Mom to the refrigerator to grab a cola*
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*walks past Mom again to the cupboard to get a bag of chips*
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Me: Excuse me
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*grab chips and cola and head to my room*
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*places sign "Do Not Disturb", "That means you Mom!"on the door and locks it*
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*sleeps*
