Our substitute English teacher speaking......
Teacher: We as a students, must always be learned in the daily use of an English languages. Today we are looking at, Figures in speech. Can any one kindly be given unto me an example...anyone...... anyone? Wow, so no one can be given unto me an example, anywoo, I'll be given unto you a singular example........... Personficãtion, it is said to being, a situations in witch a real non existent things is given unto them attributes that is making of them MORE REAL, for a example, the trees won't be clapping of their hands..........
*bell rings*
Teacher: Having of a wonderful day
*leaves the room*
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*everyone is dazed*............
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*later that day*
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Me: *writing a letter to the Principal...........then to the local police*
