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*Me driving past the same carwash, yeah it was rebuilt*

*slowing down*

*sees the same carwash dude waving,yeah he survived, my old car didn't*

Carwash dude: Hey! You got a new car!

Me: Oh no!

*drives past at ridiculous speed*

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