*Me up to no good as usual*
*Before chemistry class*
Me: Alright..... I just peel off the labelling for acid and replace with base and replace labelling of base with acid.......and also replace, non- corrosive acid with corrosive acid*
Me: *snickering*
*It's time to practice titration and everyone gets to their setup*
Teacher: Alright class, begin!!
*Everyone starts to titrate but keep getting wrong results...... except me*
Girl: Ummm..... Sir, there's something wrong with my stuff...
Me:*snickering* 'stuff?'
Girl:*glaring at me*
Me:*sticking out my tongue*
*The teacher pays no attention to her since she always sleeps during most of his classes*
Nerd: Hmmm..... This base......
*he rips a piece of paper from his notebook and pours a little 'base' on it and it promptly burns up*
Gamer friend: By the Gaming gods, that's ACID!!!!
*Everyone quickly steps away from their setup*
Me: *NOW!!!* What are you guys talking about..... mine isn't acid
* I pour a bit of my real base on the paper and nothing happens*
Nerd: *confused* But it burned my paper!!!
Teacher: *also confused* There must have been a mixup, somewhere.....
Me: *cough* which was your fault since you set it up *cough* *cough*
Teacher: What did you say?!
Me: Sorry sir, it's just that I have this really contagious cough..... *coughing into everyone's face*.......the doctor said I should avoid..... *cough* contact with people *cough* *cough*
Girl: Ewwww...... DISGUSTING!!!!
BOY: GROSS!!!!
Gamer friend: *winks at me and smiles*
Me: *winking back while coughing in teacher's face*
Teacher: UGHHH!!!...... GET OFF ME!!! *he runs out*.....EW, EW, PAUL GERMS....
Me: *cough slowly turns into laughter* FREE PERIOD!!!!!!!
*Class hoots while standing on the table and dabs*
Yup this is it......next is the final chapter
As a bonus I want go give you an exclusive sneak peek into how me and my girlfriend first met....
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It was kinda awkward,but I added my own twist to make it 'awkwarder' and funny....
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Enjoy..... :) <3 :)......
