*Me at school during free period, thinking of some mischief to cause*
Me: Man..... today is sooo peaceful..........that's soooo boring.........hmmm, that gives me an idea B).....
*Me sneaking into the Cooking class with a box of powdered chalk*
Me: Now all I have to do is switch it with the flour and........ there
*Me sneaking out with the real flour*
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*Me back in class*
Me: Heheheh.... this should be fun.... but I could make it a bit more interesting...... B))
*Everyone so busy, they don't notice me putting steel glue on the teacher's seat*
Me: Yes..... just put it at all the corners and........ there
*Me returning back to my seat*
Me: Heheheheh.... The teacher's are in for a surprise.....or are they? hmmmm B)))
*Me sneaking into the boys locker room and gluing all of them shut, except mine of course*
Me: *stifling laughter*
*Me sneaking back to class*
Me: Oh man,I can't believe I did this, three pranks in a row.... I should probably make it an even number..... B))))
*Me sneaking stink bombs into the empty teacher's lounge*
Me: This is gonna be rich....
*Me taking out the "out of order" sign from the janitors closet and fixing it on the boys bathroom door and gluing it shut*
Me: Heheheheh...... to make this full proof..........
*Me going to the cafeteria to make a food suggestion on beans*
Me:..........and that's why beans are essential for human survival
Lunch lady: Wow.... I never knew beans were that important...... In fact, today we're going entirely bean protein
Me: Perfect.....B)))))
*Me walking into class grinning mischievously*
Me: hahaha... hahaha.... MWAHAHAHA!!!
*Everyone stops and stares*
Me: What?.....look away...
Girl:......o..kay
Me: This'll make the entire week interesting...... B)))))......now angel face activate..... O:).....
*Teacher walks in.... *
Me: Hehehe.... 0:).....
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I actually did all of this in school..... It was hilarious and I was never found out...... although I was a prime suspect, but they ain't got no proof.... ;P..... Also instead of replacing the flour with chalk, I replaced the brown sugar with sand I soaked in brown paint, dried and broke up into tiny chunks....
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I had been planning it for weeks, except I didn't know when to pull it off, so I hid all the stuff in my locker
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The worst, was when we had cooking class that day and this dude thought he was smart by sneaking over to the sack of brown sugar (sand), taking a handful and quickly stuffing it in his mouth
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I am 100% sure that dude didn't see this coming
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Oh well
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Oh yeah, it was total chaos after lunch that afternoon(of course, I didn't eat)....
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And for the first time in history, the girl's bathroom was no longer off limits to boys
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But it was never the same either
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Oh well
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Now I realised that security cameras are actually in vogue *sigh* no more fun for me..... or so they thought... B))
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